Donald Trump is a pig and a bore. During the debate Hillary Clinton brought up Trump's derogatory comments toward women in the past. After Alicia Machado won Trump's 1996 Miss Universe pageant Trump engaged in a shaming campaign against her. He was disappointed in her weight gain and referred to her as "Miss Piggy" and... Continue Reading →
Trump Poops Out
How bad did Donald Trump do at the first presidential debate against Democrat Hillary Clinton? The Mexican Peso increased in value by two points. In fact, markets world-wide have gone up in reaction over Trump's dismal pouty performance. The entire planet is anticipating a Trump electoral defeat. Before the debate everyone was asking which Donald... Continue Reading →
Expat Club
This was drawn for exclusive use by The Costa Rica Star. Every election there's a celebrity, or two, or a bunch, who threaten to move out of the country if their guy loses. They're usually full of crap. We're still waiting on Rush Limbaugh to move to Costa Rica after promising if Obamacare became law.... Continue Reading →
Debate Fact-Check Drinking Game
I'm sure during the first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump on Monday night that Mrs. Clinton will have two or three instances of making inaccurate statements. I'm equally sure the only truthful statement by Mr. Trump will be when he says he's Donald Trump. I was reading some posts by conservative friends... Continue Reading →
Brangelina
Somewhere Jennifer Aniston is laughing. Over a decade ago when Brad Pitt cheated on his wife Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie it wasn't just the tabloid media that freaked out. The mainstream media did their fair share and missed real news events, like people being killed by Tsunamis. Pitt and Jolie started goofing around together... Continue Reading →
Shoot The Birther
I started this cartoon while sitting at a bar. I finished it at home because things got crazy, but that's another story. But the math says Tarantula tequila plus girl-too-young for Clay means Clay doesn't get home until after 5:00 AM. I digress. So before the Tarantula or what's-her-name showed up I started this cartoon... Continue Reading →
Powell Joins The Club
I saw an interview this week where a pundit was asked to comment on the content of former Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Colin Powell having his emailed hacked. He refused because he didn't think it was appropriate to reward those who violated his privacy. I really respect that.... Continue Reading →
Healthiest Blockhead Ever
Donald Trump went on a talk show to deliver a doctor's report on his health. The show was hosted by a Doctor Oz, proving this election cycle that we are definitely not in Kansas anymore. I'm sorry to report while on the show with Doctor Oz that candidate Trump didn't ask or receive a heart... Continue Reading →
Someone’s Sick
If I was a conspiracy theorist, like most conservatives, I would believe that Hillary Clinton is faking her pneumonia just to troll Trump supporters to prove how deplorable they really are. Last week Clinton had a coughing fit at a rally and conservatives had a fit. Speculations went from her having a cold to Parkinson's... Continue Reading →
Basket Of Deplorables
Hillary Clinton sparked outrage Friday night by saying half of Trump's supporters are a "basket of deplorables." Republicans compared it to Mitt Romney's statement in 2012 about how 47% of the electorate just wanted free stuff and they'd never vote for him. Also brought up was Obama's quote in 2008 about how many conservatives cling... Continue Reading →