Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret if you promise it won't freak you out. You have already shared a public restroom with a transgender person. Oh no! Do you want to know why they were in there? They probably had to use the restroom. Freaks, I know. We should pass more laws.... Continue Reading →
Are Angry Birds still a thing? Is the game still popular? Are you still receiving annoying invites to play on Facebook? During a speech in Portland Friday a bird flew into the auditorium and landed on Bernie Sanders' podium. No pun intended, but Twitter went crazy and #BirdieSanders is still trending. Talk about an opposite... Continue Reading →
I don't know what's less believable. Five women slept with Ted Cruz or that you can find five women who would admit it. Yeah, I know. I already drew a cartoon this week on the icky bed lovin' of Ted Cruz but that was before the National Enquirer came out with their story that Teddy... Continue Reading →
At least he wasn't doing the Macarena (I just put that song in your head, didn't I?) I defend Obama a lot. It's not my intention to defend him as much as it is to mock the ridiculous charges of his critics. It's not my job to defend Obama. So I can't ignore the president... Continue Reading →
I know this cartoon is mean and it's not fair but I don't claim to be fair. You already know I don't draw nice cartoons. Basically, Ted Cruz is gross. He's icky. He's creepy. A little bit slimy. He's definitely not someone you want touching you. It'd be like walking into a spider web where you... Continue Reading →
It didn't take Republicans long to politicize the Tuesday's terrorist bombings in Brussels, Belgium. About 12 seconds after locating Belgium on the globe Trump and Cruz took off. Trump brought back his torture argument (we could make them listen to his speeches and attempt to articulate one of his "best words" sentences). Cruz went farther... Continue Reading →
I haven't drawn a Donald Trump cartoon in a week. The last one I did was on the violence at his rallies. I liked the last one so much that I didn't draw another one even as the violence continued, and Trump talked about starting a riot. There were plenty of other issues to focus... Continue Reading →
For the first time in 88 years a U.S. president has stepped foot on Cuban soil. This has a lot of American politicians upset, and not just Republicans. Critics are opposed to normalizing relations with the Communist island nation. They point out its atrocious human rights record, the dictatorship, the lack of freedom. They're right that... Continue Reading →
I drew this cartoon for The Seattle Times Sunday edition. Washington's retiring Superintendent of Public Instruction, Randy Dorn, might throw his hat into the governors race as an independent. Governor Jay Inslee isn't very popular right now but he's still running for reelection. He'll probably win as the state is very blue. His opponent is... Continue Reading →
There's a lot of skin-crawling icky things out there you don't want to touch. Slugs, boogers, backwash, shoulder hair, Kardashians, Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz. People who went to college with Ted didn't like him. Bob Dole, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, John Boehner, Peter King, George W. Bush, any normal sensible person in general,... Continue Reading →
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