Bernie’s Tokens


I'll catch some heat for this one. If you think the vitriol is heated between Sanders and Clinton, check out what their supporters are hurling at each other? Many are pledging they won't support the other candidate if he or she becomes the nominee. They seriously need to calm down before we have a President... Continue Reading →

Cruz In New York


It was a few months ago that Ted Cruz attacked Donald Trump for having "New York values." That went over pretty well in the sticks of Iowa and is the sort of insult that appeals to the rube voter. Now Cruz is in New York. After making his New York Values insult, Cruz said it... Continue Reading →

Losing With Grace


Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders won their respective primaries in Wisconsin. They each won by healthy margins. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump both responded to their losses. Not sure if John Kasich made a statement but he's not important anymore anyway, so nobody cares. Clinton sent out a statement congratulating Sanders while still touting her lead.... Continue Reading →

Panama Papers


My joke of the day which shared on social media was despite the revelations of the Panama Papers, we still don't know the whereabouts of David Lee Roth's hair. Get it? Because Van Halen did the song Panama, Roth used to have huge hair and he's practically bald now? I didn't say it was a... Continue Reading →

Mississippi Burning


Mississippi is about to take a test. The test will determine if they're more ignorant and ass backwards than Georgia, and just as much as North Carolina. Republican lawmakers in Mississippi really hate gay people. Let's be fair. Maybe they don't hate gay people. They just realize they can capitalize on their voters' hatred. The... Continue Reading →

One For The Hackers


I decided to take the kids hacking into an iPhone cliche and roll it into the cliche of only millennials voting for Bernie. I saw a lot of cartoons and heard a lot of jokes about the FBI needing children to hack into an iPhone and how young voters, and those not old enough to... Continue Reading →

Another Cruz Conquest


Ever since the National Enquirer reported that Ted Cruz is a Senatorial stud muffin and has had five affairs, the presidential candidate has not denied ever having an affair. Oh sure, he's had righteous indignation which he delivers with a plagiarized script, but no denial. So I was thinking someone should ask him if he's... Continue Reading →

Abortion Is Murder?


Let's start this off with a clear understanding. The people striving to make abortion illegal are not "pro life." Pro life means being for life. You can't say you don't want a fetus terminated but you're for war, endless wars, unprovoked wars, wars for profit, or just for the Hell of it wars. You also... Continue Reading →

Republican Loyalty


I hate to use a cliche but a Republican loyalty pledge isn't worth the paper it's written on. For the love of God, this loyalty pledge was the very first question at the very first Republican debate. Now they're all breaking it? The GOP has been freaking out and in full-rage panic mode for the... Continue Reading →

Grabby 2016


Michelle Fields, a reporter for Breitbart, claimed that Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski grabbed her and left bruises on her arm. This happened after a Trump press conferences in Jupiter, Florida, on the night of a primary. The Trump campaign never admits wrongdoing or apologizes. They claimed it never happened. Lewandowski tweeted, because these people... Continue Reading →

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