Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I started this cartoon while sitting at a bar. I finished it at home because things got crazy, but that's another story. But the math says Tarantula tequila plus girl-too-young for Clay means Clay doesn't get home until after 5:00 AM. I digress. So before the Tarantula or what's-her-name showed up I started this cartoon... Continue Reading →
Two shocking things happened Thursday night. Donald Trump went on the Jimmy Fallon Show (Late Night? Late Show? Tonight Show? I don't watch that stuff) and he let Jimmy mess up his hair. Seriously. Afterward he looked like one of those hideous troll dolls but he still let someone mess up his hair. He did... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is a birther. He accused the president of being born in Kenya. Trump claimed he sent investigators on the hunt for the evidence. Then he dropped it and started a campaign for the presidency. When asked about it today he deflects to another subject as if he never engaged in birtherism at all. Question: Mr.... Continue Reading →
If Gary Johnson actually had any chance at the presidency, or even to poll at 15%, he blew it Thursday morning on the MSNBC program Morning Joe. The Libertarian nominee proved that he has no interest in foreign policy and he's not qualified for the job he's seeking. Aleppo is the largest city in Syria... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump left the comfort of his Penthouse apartment on Fifth Avenue to visit a black church in Detroit. Since the only black person Trump knows is Ben Carson it might have been shocking to learn that not every African American is insane and stabby. Team Trump thought of this and prepared crib notes on... Continue Reading →
I wrote that Donald Trump would go to Mexico, suck up to Mexicans and later that night he'd go to Arizona and bitch about Mexicans. That prediction came true as Trump is promising to start kicking immigrants out of the United States within his first hour of taking office. My other prediction was that there would be a he-said,... Continue Reading →
This is just a fun sketch I made last night while thinking about ideas. Now I'm not sure if I like the idea. I haven't decided if my clients are going to get this one. I was thinking how President Peña Nieto had a golden opportunity, like the one Hugh Grant had in the chick... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump's campaign isn't making any sense for one that actually wants to win the presidency. The guy is staging rallies and wasting money in places that's either in the bag like Texas and Mississippi, or wasting it in places he has no chance of winning and where the people totally hate him like Connecticut, Washington,... Continue Reading →
Anthony Weiner is a serial sexter. For the Boy Scouts reading this, sexting is when you text a picture of your junk. You gotta know what I mean by "junk." You're on the internet. Anthony Weiner is a former congressman from New York City. He let sexting destroy his congressional career in 2011. It almost... Continue Reading →
Honestly, I am tired of using Kluxers in my cartoons. It's just too easy of a trigger to pull, like Nazi imagery. I don't like to use those comparisons unless the subject really warrants it. But I'm also tired of one of the major party's candidate's racism. Trump warrants it. Donald Trump has referred to Mexican... Continue Reading →
