Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I know this cartoon is mean and it's not fair but I don't claim to be fair. You already know I don't draw nice cartoons. Basically, Ted Cruz is gross. He's icky. He's creepy. A little bit slimy. He's definitely not someone you want touching you. It'd be like walking into a spider web where you... Continue Reading →
I haven't drawn a Donald Trump cartoon in a week. The last one I did was on the violence at his rallies. I liked the last one so much that I didn't draw another one even as the violence continued, and Trump talked about starting a riot. There were plenty of other issues to focus... Continue Reading →
There's a lot of skin-crawling icky things out there you don't want to touch. Slugs, boogers, backwash, shoulder hair, Kardashians, Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz. People who went to college with Ted didn't like him. Bob Dole, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, John Boehner, Peter King, George W. Bush, any normal sensible person in general,... Continue Reading →
I covered this topic last August. Here, take a look at the cartoon. Last August. At what point do trump supporters stop beating up protesters, specifically minorities, at his rallies? What's even worse, the latest incident in Fayetteville, North Carolina is even more horrible because the man assaulted was the one taken down by police.... Continue Reading →
Here are a few roughs from today and the night's debate. These are very rough as I drew them on a tablet. I do wonder which is weirder? Donald Trump talking about Donald Trump's penis or Marco Rubio talking about Donald Trump's penis? I was mostly having fun and experimenting with drawing on a tablet... Continue Reading →
One of the more bizarre things that came out of campaign 2012 was Republican nominee once took his dog with his family on a vacation, and during the trip they strapped the dog to the roof of their car. Mitt swears the dog enjoyed the ride. I'm sure he did. Now the GOP is strapped... Continue Reading →
Once upon a time New Jersey governor Chris Christie had a little dignity. He was elected as a Republican to the governorship of Democratic blue New Jersey, and then reelected. He was all the rage and in 2012 the GOP establishment was giving him the full press to run for president, and save them from... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump's penchant for being vulgar and slinging very uncreative personal insults is one of the reasons many believe he isn't presidential. To take him down Marco Rubio has decided he too does not have to present himself in a presidential manner. After saying he didn't want to attack his fellow Republican candidates Rubio has made... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump claims he doesn't hire pollsters. That's well and good because you shouldn't need a consultant to tell you that you should disavow any association with the Ku Klux Klan. But for Donald Trump that question is a real thinker. White supremacists love Donald Trump. They've been loving the GOP for a long time... Continue Reading →
Did you watch the latest Republican debate? The final debate before Super Tuesday as every debate is the final debate before something. I did and it was a slobberknocker. Basically it was Ted and Marco versus The Donald. It couldn't have been much worse than if Trump was caught between the Pope, Vicente Fox, and... Continue Reading →
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