Secret Service Slackers


The Trump White House operates with the judgement and ethics that's usually only seen in used-car dealerships and trial lawyers who also work as locksmiths. Everyone knew General Michael Flynn had traded in his once-respected military reputation to be a partisan joke for Donald Trump. It's not often you see a United States general leading "lock... Continue Reading →

Spicy Diss Of Brits


Proving to the world that not everyone in the Trump administration is entirely inept, White House spokesliar Sean Spicer pulls off a daily display of bullshitting and chewing gum at the same time. Spicer told The Washington Post that he chews, and swallows, two and a half packs of Orbit Cinnamon-flavored gum every day before... Continue Reading →

Blocking Bigoted Brackets


No matter how much Trump and his band of goons adjust and modify their bigotry, federal courts continue to deny them from making their hatred U.S. law. After No. 45's first ban on Muslims from select countries was knocked down by federal courts, he went back to the drawing board. This time he put a... Continue Reading →

Fearless


Wednesday, which was International Women's Day, a four foot bronze statue of a girl with her fists on her hips appeared on Wall Street. She's facing the iconic 7,000-pound "Charging Bull." She's been dubbed "Fearless Girl" and she's a hit on social media. She already has her own Wikipedia page. She was placed there by an... Continue Reading →

Madly Manly Men


Yes. Donald Trump might be insane. I'm just kidding. There's no "might" about it. Watching his rants is reminiscent of Charlie Sheen's very public meltdown from a few years ago. The only difference is that Sheen might have been a bit more coherent and he wasn't sober. Watching Trump meltdown in fits of rage, making... Continue Reading →

Voice


During Donald Trump's State of the Disunion address to Congress last week he unveiled a new plan to unleash tyranny on people who are not the right color. That is, those who are not the white color. The new program is called VOICE, which is an acronym for Victims Of Immigration Crime Engagement office, and... Continue Reading →

Tapped Wire Or Fried Wires?


Donald Trump has lost his mind. This is not a new development. Before he ran for president he was behind the birther campaign accusing President Obama of being born in Kenya. He swore he'd reveal the truth and claimed he hired investigators that would expose all. Years later near the end of the presidential campaign... Continue Reading →

Give Trump His Props


After No. 45's speech to Congress last night many people are saying it's the best speech he's ever given. That's an extremely low bar. Why did he give the speech in the first place? He didn't initiate any new major policies or reveal any specific details to any of his current schemes, er, plans. Was... Continue Reading →

Lie Lie Land


Think Progress, which admittedly is a very liberal website, has tracked 64 broken promises by Donald Trump within his first 30 days in office. I read it and while some are a stretch, he has already broken a crap load of promises. But this is Donald Trump. He lies. It's what he does. He said... Continue Reading →

Sofa King Baby


Each year the president attends the White House Correspondents' Dinner. The last time a president skipped the event was 36 years ago and that was Ronald Reagan who had a pretty good excuse. He was shot. Trump feels equally wounded by the slightest quip or question to his authority. He has decided to pass on... Continue Reading →

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