She Did Nazi That Coming


Nathan Damigo is a real tough guy. Who? Nathan Damigo is a white supremacist who is a student at California State University. During Saturday's nationwide protests for Trump to release his taxes, Mr. Damigo punched a woman. It was caught on video from the protest in Berkeley. Donald Trump is not about transparency. He refuses... Continue Reading →

Fun With Giraffes


I was going to take today off but I figured if April could squeeze out a tiny giraffe then I can squeeze out another cartoon. I still plan to kinda chill tonight, watch a movie, and attempt to sleep sort of like a normal person. In a bed and not upside down from a tree... Continue Reading →

Best Marshmallow Ever


Did you know that North Korea has an official Twitter account in English? It's really difficult to understand. It's like following Donald Trump's Twitter. North Korea celebrated the birth of its founding ruler yesterday, or today. I'm not sure anymore since they changed their time zone from what is internationally recognized. Insanity isn't just setting... Continue Reading →

A Real Mother


I am not cool with Donald Trump dropping bombs. I wouldn't trust the guy with a cigarette lighter. Many people are partisan about this while others are not. A Washington Post-ABC News poll conducted in 2013 found that only 37% of Democrats would support President Barack Obama bombing Syria. A new Post-ABC poll conducted this... Continue Reading →

Bang Bang Babies


Several world leaders have already had the displeasure of meeting with Donald Trump. I feel especially bad for China's president, Xi Jinping, as that poor bastard has to meet with Trump and Kim Jong Un of North Korea. For years the world has been afraid of an ill-tempered, irrational, immature tyrant with ridiculous hair who... Continue Reading →

Surely In Syria


I am glad to see Donald Trump strike against the people who killed the people that he would never allow into our country. What puzzles me though is how he was moved by the Syrian gas attack to the point that he launches 59 Tomahawk missiles at a Syrian runway, yet he wasn't moved by a... Continue Reading →

That Man Is Low


Donald Trump usually has a soft spot for human monsters. Bashar al-Assad, Vladimir Putin, Bill O'Reilly, etc. It must have really irked him to have to say something negative about Assad. The only statements Trump has ever issued concerning Syria is that we needed to stay out of Syria. He's sent dozens of tweets over... Continue Reading →

Cooties And Nepotism


It's not just monarchs who appoint family members to government positions. Rogue nations and fascist governments do it too. Take a look at North Korea. Except there your cousin's job performance evaluation might get you a firing squad. Now I doubt any Trump family members will face firing squads. Maybe an ex-wife. But this business... Continue Reading →

Driving Miss Crazy


One of my conservative Facebook friends, with all due respect, is an idiot. He shared a link to a Politico article which reported House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes' declaration that members of Donald Trump’s transition team, possibly including Trump himself, were under inadvertent surveillance following November’s presidential election. My "friend" posted that this was "awkward" for... Continue Reading →

Outrageous Distractions


Before FBI director James Comey's hearing before Congress, Donald Trump decided to start tweeting about his Russia connections. He tweeted from his personal account, @RealDonaldTrump, that the Russia story was "fake" news. James Clapper and others stated that there is no evidence POTUS colluded with Russia. It's a fake story the Democrats are pushing as... Continue Reading →

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