Tricking The Best Brain


I need you to sit down and prepare yourself for some shocking information. Someone tricked Donald Trump. He was fooled. Got played for a sucker. Had his nipples twisted. Someone pulled the hairpiece, I mean rug, over his eyes. Putin said, "pull my finger." And you know, if Putin tells Donald to do something Donald... Continue Reading →

Tricky Woulda Thunk It


D'oh! The White House was shocked, dismayed, surprised, bewildered, caught off guard, gobsmacked at the backlash they received for firing FBI Director James Comey. They thought everyone would like Trump firing the man leading an investigation into his campaign coordinating with the Russians. Hey, at least the Russians like the firing. Of course these are... Continue Reading →

Scale That Wall


Last week Donald Trump signed a spending bill to prevent a government shutdown. He wanted $1.4 billion to be included as a down payment on his stupid border wall. That $1.4 billion was to come from us, not Mexico. Trump didn't get it but he declared victory anyway. Included in the bill is $341 million for... Continue Reading →

Paul Ryan’s Baby


Jimmy Kimmel used the monologue of his talk show on ABC Monday night to talk about his newborn son. It was a frightening story that had a happy ending. Shortly after his son was born it was discovered that he had heart defects and needed emergency surgery. Kimmel was very emotional in telling his story,... Continue Reading →

Friends In Low Places


Donald Trump has a thing for fascists, strongmen, bullies, and just all-around terrible people. He gets hot flashes over Russia's president Vladimir Putin. He calls Turkey's president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan to congratulate him on his recent power grab. He held a reception for Egyptian president Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of Egypt who gained power through a coup.... Continue Reading →

Presidenting Is Hard


Within the past 100 hundred days of the Donald Trump administration he has expressed surprise that healthcare is "so complicated." He said he learned about how serious the North Korean situation is after spending ten minutes talking to Xi Jinping, the premier of China. He described NATO as "obsolete" during the campaign, but just the... Continue Reading →

The Jerk


During the presidential campaign Donald Trump promised his supporters repeatedly that he will build a wall along the Mexican border, because he's good at building things, and that Mexico will pay for it. He based his entire campaign around the dumb wall idea. In fact, he first proposed the wall during his announcement for the presidency.... Continue Reading →

First 100


Perhaps the most disturbing thing about the first one hundred days of the administration of Donald Trump is that....OH GOD!!! IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE HUNDRED DAYS!!! OH THE HORROR!!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME!!!! No no no. It's all right. We'll be OK. Well, actually no. Most of us will probably die from radiation fallout and those... Continue Reading →

They’ll Let Anyone In Here


Much has been made of the Trump administration concealing the visitors log so the public can't see who's leaving a trail of slime in and out of the White House. It really makes me wonder what kind of sludge they would be ashamed to be associated with if they're sharing photos of the likes of Sarah... Continue Reading →

It’s Always In The Last Place You Look


Have you checked your pockets and couch cushions? Maybe it's off the Korean peninsula or the Indian Ocean. Check the Sunda Strait off the coast of Indonesia. Perhaps it's in Fulton County. Donald Trump is boasting that he's done more in his first 90 days as president than any other American president has before him. He... Continue Reading →

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