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Donald Trump has an obsession with crowd sizes, probably because there's so much to him that's tiny. So very tiny. His press secretary's very first assignment was to boast about Donald Trump having the largest attended and most viewed inauguration in the history of American inaugurations. Of course it wasn't true, but it illustrates Trump's... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump issued a statement denouncing hatred and white supremacy in a prepared speech written by someone else who is probably not Stephen Miller. Trump said, "In one voice, our nation must renounce, racism, bigotry, and white supremacy." In other news, David Duke is now celebrating Kwanza. Donald Trump denouncing white supremacy would be like... Continue Reading →
Why in the world would you want to see what you're going to look like when you get older decades before it happens? Trust me. You're probably going to find out and you may not like it. I'm not liking the results I'm seeing now. FaceApp is a photo-altering smartphone app that is a new... Continue Reading →
Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Other than all the wisecracks about Trump's history, his monitor messing up, and Melania's wet shirt, we can't overlook the fact that Trump politicized a national holiday, other than Christmas. Donald Trump's only... Continue Reading →
You know when an eight-year-old reads from a prepared text and it's cute yet kinda painful? You grin through it and think to yourself, "Just get to the end of the sentence for the love of God so we can applaud and move on with our lives....AAARRGGHHH!!!" Well, when Donald Trump reads from a prepared... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump loves to take credit where he deserves none. He takes credit for inheriting Obama's economy. He took credit for no commercial airline crashes in 2017, despite there also not being any for nearly the past decade. He took credit for the phrase "priming the pump," which has been around at least since the... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz may NOT be the Zodiac Killer, but he will throw his family under the bus for a cheap political payoff. He didn't just throw his family under the bus. He sacrificed his pride, dignity, and anything that remotely resembled principles. But, that's kinda par for the course for people who support Donald Trump.... Continue Reading →
As a caravan of migrants heads north toward the United States from Honduras, Donald Trump and Republicans are using it as a campaign issue to scare their supporters and give the GOP some momentum going into the midterms. Republicans are accusing Democrats and George Soros of funding the migrants, but if anyone has an incentive... Continue Reading →
By now, you've heard of Plaid Shirt Guy. Tyler Linfesty is a high school senior in Billings, Montana. He got prime seating behind Trump at his rally earlier this week, yet he's not a supporter. Plaid Shirt Guy was seen raising his eyebrows, grimacing, shaking his head, and at one point, widened his eyes in... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, the man of the people who understands the working class, argued for voter IDs by saying everyone needs to show their IDs at grocery stores. Now, since he was speaking at one of his rallies in Florida, every cashier in the Tampa region is going to have to deal with IDs being shoved... Continue Reading →
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