Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Merry Christmas from the Fucknuts. In the awesome movie "Wreck-It Ralph," Ralph is the villain in an old 80s arcade game destroying the building that is constantly being repaired by our hero, Fix-It Felix Jr, which he does with a magic hammer gifted to him by his father. Ralph admits that Felix is good at... Continue Reading →
Three students and three school staffers were murdered today in another American mass shooting, this time in Nashville, Tennessee. According to the Gun Violence Archive, this is the 129th mass shooting in the United States this year. That's 129 mass shootings in the past three months, and we still have four more days before this... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz went to Harvard and Princeton. He was a debate champion. With that in mind, I'm not ready to classify him as a moron despite the fact he says moronic things. While I'm not sure he's a moron, stupid, or an idiot, I know for sure he's a lot of other things. Ted Cruz... Continue Reading →
A friend of mine who writes about cartoons and the issues they cover said everyone should basically hold their comments until we have certainty over what happened during the 90 minutes Texas police gave the Uvalde gunman free range to shoot elementary students. My friend wrote, "facts change." Facts don't change. What changes is what... Continue Reading →
While drawing this cartoon, I was afraid Texas Senator Ted Cruz and Texas Governor Greg Abbott would pull out of speaking at this weekend's NRA convention in Houston, because it would be the right thing to do after a mass shooting with an assault rifle killed 19 children in their state. But fortunately, at least... Continue Reading →
So, what kind of parents are James and Jennifer Crumbley? Well, they're the kind of parents who give their 15-year-old son, Ethan, a Sig Sauer nine-millimeter pistol. And other parents debate when it's time to give their kids cell phones. The Crumbleys are the kind of parents who don't tell school officials about their kid's... Continue Reading →
If you still believe Donald Trump is a genius, great businessman, great negotiator, and built a great company, you’re in a cult. The New York Times published a story this week in great detail about how Trump spent the 1980s losing over a billion dollars. According to the IRS, Donald Trump lost more money... Continue Reading →
When I saw the quote scroll across my news feed, "You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I really believe I would have run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon," I couldn't help myself. Forgive my cynicism, but I don't have much faith that Donald Trump, Mr. five-deferments, Captain... Continue Reading →
While an active shooter was killing his former classmates last week in Parkland, Florida, the only cop on the scene stayed outside and took cover. There are now reports that other officers arriving at the scene also remained outside choosing to hide behind their cars. Trump has called the School Resource Deputy a coward. He... Continue Reading →
Last week I talked about how one of the joys of being liberal is that you don't have to make stuff up to justify your beliefs. Your run-of-the-mill Republican will inflate or decrease numbers or leave out pertinent information when making their case. Your average troglodyte conservative will make up the most horrible stuff, like... Continue Reading →
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