Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I know this cartoon is mean and it's not fair but I don't claim to be fair. You already know I don't draw nice cartoons. Basically, Ted Cruz is gross. He's icky. He's creepy. A little bit slimy. He's definitely not someone you want touching you. It'd be like walking into a spider web where you... Continue Reading →
There's a lot of skin-crawling icky things out there you don't want to touch. Slugs, boogers, backwash, shoulder hair, Kardashians, Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz. People who went to college with Ted didn't like him. Bob Dole, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, John Boehner, Peter King, George W. Bush, any normal sensible person in general,... Continue Reading →
As Trump has called protesters at his rallies "disruptors," I keep waiting for him to use the word "agitator." That's what white southerners called blacks and people from the north who went down South to fight for civil rights. Trump has spoken about the "good ole days" when those who protested would be taken out... Continue Reading →
I watched the Democratic Debate last night. The candidates didn't create nicknames for each other. No one was called a "liar." There was talk about the Flint water crisis, student debt, trade, bailouts, the auto industry. There wasn't a penis reference. There wasn't a booger. It was so boring. The lowest jab might have been... Continue Reading →
By now you've heard about the last GOP debate. Gee, what silliness occurred this time? Within the first few minutes Donald Trump made a reference to his penis. And what was that thing on Ted Cruz's lip and where did it go? If you were going to pick one booger eater out of all these... Continue Reading →
One of the more bizarre things that came out of campaign 2012 was Republican nominee once took his dog with his family on a vacation, and during the trip they strapped the dog to the roof of their car. Mitt swears the dog enjoyed the ride. I'm sure he did. Now the GOP is strapped... Continue Reading →
Once upon a time New Jersey governor Chris Christie had a little dignity. He was elected as a Republican to the governorship of Democratic blue New Jersey, and then reelected. He was all the rage and in 2012 the GOP establishment was giving him the full press to run for president, and save them from... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump's penchant for being vulgar and slinging very uncreative personal insults is one of the reasons many believe he isn't presidential. To take him down Marco Rubio has decided he too does not have to present himself in a presidential manner. After saying he didn't want to attack his fellow Republican candidates Rubio has made... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump claims he doesn't hire pollsters. That's well and good because you shouldn't need a consultant to tell you that you should disavow any association with the Ku Klux Klan. But for Donald Trump that question is a real thinker. White supremacists love Donald Trump. They've been loving the GOP for a long time... Continue Reading →
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