Canning Caitlyn On The Can


I did something weird last night. I watched Fox News. More specifically, I watched Tucker Carlson. Granted, it was only for about five minutes, with three of those probably being commercials. But still, I watched Fox News. I have YouTube TV and when I scroll through the channels, the first ones that pop up are... Continue Reading →

Nuclear Outrage


Good lord, what is it now? Fox News is in the business of scaring fragile white people. President Barack Obama once said that if he watched Fox News then he'd probably hate President Obama too. White conservatives are afraid of any change, especially if that change is a threat to their white privilege. They've even... Continue Reading →

Why Do I Hate Tucker?


Even though Fox News is more of an entertainment outlet than a real source of news, actual journalists do work at Fox News. Sure, you don't see them in prime time and a lot of their contributions get manipulated to push agendas over news, but there are journalists at Fox News who take their jobs... Continue Reading →

Russian Heroes


There are heroes and then there are cowards. Marina Ovsyannikova, an editor and producer for Russian state TV's flagship news program, ran on the set during a live broadcast with a sign protesting Russia's unprovoked invasion of Ukraine. Ovsyannikova chanted "stop the war" while holding a sign with the same message and "don't believe propaganda"... Continue Reading →

Keep On Truckin’


When it comes to lies and spreading hate and division, goon TV keeps on truckin'. If you've been watching Fox and the other channels your crazy uncle loves, you would have thought the brutal authoritarian regime bringing crackdowns upon its oppressed minority wasn't China, but Canada. Right-wing TV is upset that the Canadian "Freedom" Truckers... Continue Reading →

Stupid Son Of A…


There may be a lot of douches over at Fox News, but there are only two Doocys (not to be confused with "deuce," but it's OK if you do confuse them). They have two Doocys but they can't keep one Shephard Smith. Yesterday, the president of the United States of America (in case you're a... Continue Reading →

Tucker M&M


Author Michael Harriot tweeted, "I can’t believe I’m saying this but I agree with Tucker Carlson. The new m&ms are totally unfuckable." Right now you might be asking yourself, does Tucker Carlson wanna get it on with an M&M, or is he just bottom-feeding for fake outrage? Right-wing lunatics have been beefing on about "cancel... Continue Reading →

Subpoena Propagandist


Sean Hannity's show for racist MAGAt troglodytes airs every weeknight on Fox News at 9 P.M. I know this because I asked Alexa. I sure wouldn't know from watching Fox News because I don't watch Fox News. At first, Alexa replied, "How am I supposed to know? I don't watch that shit." I also didn't... Continue Reading →

Fox News Knew


You may have noticed I draw a lot of cartoons on Fox News. But it's not my fault. It's Fox News' fault. When Fox News stops making itself a part of the news, I'll stop drawing them. Here's the thing, kids: Journalists are not supposed to be a part of the story. Journalists are supposed... Continue Reading →

Fox’s Flaming Fir


Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace surprised viewers and many of his colleagues yesterday by announcing that this would be his last show and he was leaving the network, effective immediately. Shortly after, CNN announced the hiring of Wallace to be an anchor on their upcoming streaming service, CNN Plus. Wallace turned down a contract... Continue Reading →

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