Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I think it's safe to say that Alec Baldwin is not Trump's favorite Baldwin brother. It's probably Stephen who's a right-wing evangelical and a conservative nut job. Was that redundant? He's also the star of the much-acclaimed film Sharks In Venice. How he didn't snag an Oscar for that performance is a true injustice of... Continue Reading →
People who support Donald Trump believe he'll give them everything they want. He'll give them their country back. I just wonder what Vladimir Putin wants to do with the United States. What baffles my mind, but not really, are all those Tea Party jerks who spent the years of the Obama presidency screaming "I want... Continue Reading →
Most newspaper editors love a nice soft editorial cartoon. Me, not so much. But with a few of them voicing that they don't want so much Trump coverage because Trump supporters get mad and threaten to kill them, I don't mind finding other subjects occasionally. Especially if that other subject is rooting for my Chicago... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump brought his locker room talk to his rallies this week. First he called his accusers “horrible,” “sick” and “phony,” and then he insinuated they're not attractive enough for him to violate. What a moral and upstanding defense. Regarding Jessica Leeds, who has accused Trump of groping her on a flight, he said “Yeah, I’m gonna... Continue Reading →
I have a friend name Jams. Really, her name is Jams. She's weird like me and an amazing artist, unlike me, so you automatically know she's cool. She sent me a note that I should do something on all the Trump freaks who are calling for a repeal of the 19th Amendment. I was shocked.... Continue Reading →
After hearing a new allegation of Trump's sexual transgressions, this one about looking up women's skirts, I thought "he sounds like Quagmire." Despite being a dirty, disgusting, sex offender, Quagmire is easily my favorite character on Family Guy. Karma usually works out and he gets what's coming to him. I didn't put a lot of... Continue Reading →
Whoever did not see this coming needs to go sit in the corner and remain silent until Thanksgiving. Election 2016 just went scorched Earth. Reports came out last night of four women accusing Donald Trump of forcibly groping and kissing them. If you're attempting to eat a meal you might want to stop reading at... Continue Reading →
Many believe the greatest threat to the United States is ISIS. Others say Climate Change. Recently you've probably read more about people freaking out about clowns. Scary clowns. Creepy clowns. I don't get this fad. I don't think anyone does. I think a news organization needs to find a clown and interview him to find... Continue Reading →
Do you eat Cheetos? Well, probably a lot less over the past year than you used to. Suddenly, I've lost any desire for them. But I have eaten more than my share of Cheetos in my life. The one thing you learn is that they're messy. You get that processed Cheeto cheese dust on your... Continue Reading →
Wikileaks dumped a bunch of transcripts from Clinton's meetings with Wall Street players and emails between her and figures within The Clinton Foundation. They are being overshadowed by the leak of the Trump groper video. U.S. intelligence says the Russians are hacking into the Democrats' computers in an attempt to influence our presidential election. It's... Continue Reading →
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