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Takeaways from the New Hampshire Republican Primary. First: Is Donald Trump getting oranger? I know that's grammatically incorrect. More orangish? Is he becoming more orange? The fucker's orange, ya'll. Trump had a big win. Now we'll finally see him brought down as his opponents and the media will start to focus on him. Now he'll... Continue Reading →
Football is ending just in time for a political junkie like myself. Watching the Iowa Caucuses results all night is a sport for me. Usually after an election I like to focus on the winner, unless the loser is a bigger story. While Ted Cruz is a totally vile human being whose own daughter doesn't... Continue Reading →
It's come down to this. The Republicans' choice for presidential nominee has come down between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. The rest of the candidates can go home. Choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing a method of suicide. Do you want the rope or the bullet to the head? I don't think either... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is skipping the next GOP debate. He's upset with debate moderator, and the host, Fox News. He's still sore Megyn Kelly asked him if making sexists, derogatory remarks toward women is presidential. How dare she. He feels it's unfair. A lot of people have pointed out that he can't handle Kelly and he's... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump said "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters." The sad thing is he's right. But that's because your voters, Mr. Trump, are hateful and stupid idiots. It is incredible. The other sad thing is, this isn't even close to being the most outrageous thing... Continue Reading →
I've been hearing a lot of my conservative friends whine about Donald Trump. They claim he's not a real conservative yet he's stealing their party. Now National Review has joined in on the Trump attack. The magazine National Review was always the authority within the Conservative movement. They actually garnered a fair amount of respect... Continue Reading →
Oh happy day! Sarah Palin's back. Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump for president today. The only way life could get better for a political cartoonist would be if Trump makes her his veep pick while ditching Melania and proposing to her. Palin chose between Trump and Ted Cruz. Even if you're choosing between those two for... Continue Reading →
Leave it to Ted Cruz to make Donald Trump look and sound like a statesman. What happens if Cruz becomes president? Will he make Kim Jong Un look like Churchill? In an attempt to defuse Trump's attack on his eligibility to be president, since he was born in Canada, Ted Cruz warned Republican voters that... Continue Reading →
South Carolina governor Nikki Haley delivered the Republican response to the president's State of the Union address and a lot of Republicans are livid. To be fair, many Republicans were supportive, but the racist wing of it freaked out. Haley said the GOP were partly responsible for our nation's problems. Uh oh! Then she said... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is cartoon gold. Not Donald Trump gold, but kind of a creepy fake gold that turns your neck green if you put it on you. The man is ridiculous. Donald Trump, who waged a "YUGE" birther campaign against President Obama and now doesn't want to talk about it, is bringing up the issue regarding... Continue Reading →
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