Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Donald Trump left the comfort of his Penthouse apartment on Fifth Avenue to visit a black church in Detroit. Since the only black person Trump knows is Ben Carson it might have been shocking to learn that not every African American is insane and stabby. Team Trump thought of this and prepared crib notes on... Continue Reading →
Thursday night one of the Latino organizers supporting Donald Trump appeared on MSNBC and warned the United States that his culture was dominant and if Trump is not elected there will be "taco trucks on every corner." While he stereotyped his race and culture with his self loathing, most Americans rejoiced and celebrated the idea... Continue Reading →
I wrote that Donald Trump would go to Mexico, suck up to Mexicans and later that night he'd go to Arizona and bitch about Mexicans. That prediction came true as Trump is promising to start kicking immigrants out of the United States within his first hour of taking office. My other prediction was that there would be a he-said,... Continue Reading →
This is just a fun sketch I made last night while thinking about ideas. Now I'm not sure if I like the idea. I haven't decided if my clients are going to get this one. I was thinking how President Peña Nieto had a golden opportunity, like the one Hugh Grant had in the chick... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump's campaign isn't making any sense for one that actually wants to win the presidency. The guy is staging rallies and wasting money in places that's either in the bag like Texas and Mississippi, or wasting it in places he has no chance of winning and where the people totally hate him like Connecticut, Washington,... Continue Reading →
Anthony Weiner is a serial sexter. For the Boy Scouts reading this, sexting is when you text a picture of your junk. You gotta know what I mean by "junk." You're on the internet. Anthony Weiner is a former congressman from New York City. He let sexting destroy his congressional career in 2011. It almost... Continue Reading →
I hate obituary cartoons. I mean I really hate them. I hate the St. Peter imagery and the Heaven thing. Bleagh! After losing my job in 2012 I thought "I'll start my own syndicate and nobody will make me draw nice cartoons ever again." I'm going to remain irreverent and original. It keeps me poor... Continue Reading →
A few days ago the Green Bay Packers played the San Francisco 49ers in a preseason game. Do you remember the score? Do you even know who won? I bet you know about Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick refusing to stand for the national anthem. I was never a fan of Kaepernick. I thought he was... Continue Reading →
Several towns in France banned the wearing of burkinis on their beaches. What's a "burkini?" It like a burka you can swim in and it looks kinda like a wet suit. Why would anyone care what others are wearing when it doesn't hurt you? Because people are xenophobic and hateful. The nation has used terrorism... Continue Reading →
Today's cartoon I drew for The Costa Rica Star isn't just fun, it's educational! My work is just like the Electric Company...for adults. Prostitution is legal in Costa Rica. Uber is not. In fact, there have been protests by the Red Taxis, which is the only service that's legal in the nation. Talk about having a... Continue Reading →
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