Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
There are a LOT of reasons Donald Trump shouldn't be president starting with that orange crap on his face and whatever that thing is on his head. I'm not being petty. Anyone who believes that makes him look good doesn't have the sense required to order a basic cable package less enough to have the... Continue Reading →
This is last Sunday's cartoon for the CNN Opinion newsletter. It went from this... ...to this. Here are a few ideas I created as I stumbled on my way to meet another deadline. Welcome to another edition of Clay's Butcher Shop. It's gonna get disgusting. Sometimes when I look back on an idea like this,... Continue Reading →
I couldn't have an opinion on Ken Starr being on Trump's legal defense team without also having an opinion on Alan Dershowitz also being added. It's not that Starr and Dershowitz are bad lawyers. Contrary to that, they're exceptional lawyers. Usually, for a lawyer to be a pundit and prognosticator on cable news, that lawyer... Continue Reading →
Upon hearing that Ken Starr, who probably still has files on Bill Clinton's sex life underneath his mattress, has been appointed by Donald Trump to serve on his legal defense team for his impeachment trial next week before the United States Senate, Monica Lewinsky tweeted, "This is definitely an 'are you fucking kidding me?' kinda... Continue Reading →
Lev Parnas, the hired goon who's an associate of Rudy Giuliani and whom Donald Trump doesn't know despite being in dozens of photos with, revealed through text messages with a Republican congressional candidate (this just gets better by the minute) that there were plans to stalk Marie Yovanovitch while she was serving as ambassador to... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, I wrote on Twitter: Dear gun fetishists. Please keep your and your racist and Nazi friends' asses out of my state next week. Thanks. I got replies to that. I was surprised at how many and the type of replies I got. And no, I didn't respond to any of them. Thousands of protesters... Continue Reading →
I spent last Thursday morning nauseous and queasy from food poisoning. This morning, I was looking up photos of Senate Republicans, so yeah...another Thursday morning feeling nauseous and queasy. Senate Republicans have already abandoned the oath they swore to when they took office. You know, that quaint idea of protecting and defending the United States... Continue Reading →
A lot of people are pointing out that the most diverse field of presidential candidates in one party isn't so diverse anymore. That was painfully obvious at last night's debate in Iowa. While there was still diversity on the stage with two women, one gay candidate, and one really old white Jewish guy, there was... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, A Canadian CEO blamed Donald Trump for the lives lost by Iran shooting down the Ukrainian airliner. Iran was responding to the United States killing its top general while he was on his way to the airport in Baghdad. The general was killed after Donald Trump ordered his assassination. The CEO, Michael McCain, chief... Continue Reading →
Remember when people protesting war or American involvement in the Middle East would chant, "No blood for oil?" How quaint, right? Now, Donald Trump might ask, "How much oil?" When you serve in the U.S. military, you go without question. You obey orders. And you serve your Commander in Chief, no matter if you like,... Continue Reading →
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