Pope Vs. Trump


Just when you think campaign 2016 can't get any crazier, Donald Trump enters a feud with the Pope. The Pope. Pope Francis. The guy who lives in the Vatican. Yeah, that Pope. You can create a who's who list of everyone Donald Trump has feuded with, Fox News, Megyn Kelly, Chris Wallace, President Obama, Hillary... Continue Reading →

Ted Cruz’s Erotic Office Space


Today's blog should only be read by mature audiences (sorry, Republicans), after 10:00 PM and only after you put the kids to bed. Ted Cruz is hiring porn stars. That's what I expect future robocalls aimed at Republican voters in South Carolina to start claiming. That'll be a hoot. Ted Cruz and Porn are two... Continue Reading →

Feel The Sexism


You would think if you want someone to lead the charge against sexism, Bill Clinton is not your man. Bill Clinton, Madeleine Albright and Gloria Steinem all made comments that Bernie Sander's supporters are sexists. There have been sexist comments from some of his supporters but it's not to the level that it's indicative of... Continue Reading →

Chatty Marco


Chatty Cathys haven't been made since the 1950's but everyone knows what they are. It's a pretty good insult for someone who won't get off the phone...or shut up. The Rubio campaign should love this comparison. Marco Rubio is a very talented politician. Of course being a talented politician doesn't always mean you're talented at... Continue Reading →

Cruzin’ Over Carson


On Monday before the Iowa caucuses got rolling, Ben Carson decided to go home to get fresh clothes. What? Several questions before I get to the part where Ted Cruz is a total sleaze bag. Why do you fly half way across the country for clothes? Why didn't he pack enough clothes? Why can't he do... Continue Reading →

Hillary Is Progressive


There's a really stupid argument right now in Campaign 2016 and it's between the two most qualified for the presidency. No, it's not Trump angry at Ted Cruz for telling Iowa voters Ben Carson was withdrawing before they voted. It's not Chris Christie calling Marco Rubio the "Bubble Boy." It's not even Jeb Bush pleading... Continue Reading →

Iowa Coin Toss


Ever see one of the many scenes in Family Guy where Cleveland is naked in his bathtub, his house destroyed and he and the tub are about to crash to the ground from the second story? As the tub is sliding before eventually falling, Cleveland is saying "no, no, no, no." That's pretty much every human... Continue Reading →

Republican Devils


It's come down to this. The Republicans' choice for presidential nominee has come down between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. The rest of the candidates can go home. Choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing a method of suicide. Do you want the rope or the bullet to the head? I don't think either... Continue Reading →

Hillary On Bernie’s Record


Hillary Clinton doesn't always lie about Bernie Sanders' record. Sometimes she has her daughter Chelsea do it. I spent a really long time drawing this cartoon. It's after 4:30 AM here on the East Coast and I don't feel like thinking anymore. So this is all the blogging you're getting with this cartoon. Sorry about... Continue Reading →

Schlonged


Donald Trump, the Oompa Loompa currently leading the Republican pack for their presidential nomination isn't very sophisticated. During the Democrats debate last weekend Hillary returned to her podium late after one commercial break. Trump announced that he knows where she was and what she was doing. Trump is so much more perceptive than the rest... Continue Reading →

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