Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
This week, the State Department informed us in a mumbly whisper that an "incident" had occurred on an island. At first, everyone freaked out that Donald Trump had finally shit-talked North Korea to crap a nuke on Guam. But, wrong island. The island the State department was being cagey about is Cuba. The State department... Continue Reading →
Rex Tillerson should not be Secretary of State, but the man is an adult. A child doesn't have angry eyebrows like that. The man has negotiated million and billion dollar deals with dictators as the head of Exxon. He's bought houses. He went to college. He probably knows how to drive a car. Being that... Continue Reading →
Those Coca Cola commercials that appear around Christmas where polar bears are playing with penguins have always pissed me off. A few years ago, a colleague of mine drew a cartoon that had both polar bears and penguins in it, without any reference to that being part of the joke. Ugh. I also saw a... Continue Reading →
Today sucked. The Washington Post reported that North Korea can now miniaturize a nuclear warhead, our worst people are on the case, and drawing a fallout shelter stuck a tune from the rock band Fallout Boy in my head. This day was truly terrible. After the report was published about the DPRK and their nukes,... Continue Reading →
When I was growing up I felt very fortunate not to live in a nation like the Soviet Union, North Korea, Iran, China, Cuba, etc., where the only news you received was sanctioned by the government. But, Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un can only have wet dreams of achieving the type of propaganda Trump... Continue Reading →
Every time I see footage of Trump's West Virginia rally from last week I think to myself, "Man, I really wanna piss those people off." Although Trump has a low approval rating at 33%, he still has strong ratings from his base of sycophants, like what we saw in West Virginia. The two most visible... Continue Reading →
Occasionally I'll make a sarcastic post on social media, and last week I wrote, "Ivanka Trump is excited to work "alongside" Kelly. I'm sure the GENERAL is excited to be working alongside a mediocre fashion designer." I also posted, "If anyone looked at me the way Mike Pence looks at Donald Trump, I'd get a... Continue Reading →
I drew this cartoon last week for The Costa Rica Star. Police in Costa Rica have seized over nine tons of cocaine in 2017. I have never done cocaine in my life, but that sounds like a lot of cocaine. Their coast guard recently found over a ton floating in the sea off the southern... Continue Reading →
America's most hated person, even more hated than Donald Trump (probably), was found guilty Friday by a jury in Brooklyn for defrauding investors. Martin Shkreli, the "Pharma Bro," was notorious for buying Daraprim, a 62-year-old drug primarily used to treat newborns and HIV patients, and then raised the price from $13.50 to $750 a pill. Then,... Continue Reading →
I miss the days of yonder when we had a Justice Department that would actually pursue justice, and not act like the legal team for cops who shoot black people and white people who have pretend grievances. After George W. Bush was reelected in 2004, many Republicans believed that would be the last election they... Continue Reading →
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