Smearing 1999


I'm not an advocate for outing people. If someone is gay and they're not ready to come out, then leave them alone. It's personal and they know better for their personal situation than anyone else. I'm also not a fan of speculating about someone's sexuality. I trust people at their word about their own life... Continue Reading →

An Idiot Hides Evidence


We know Donald Trump is an idiot. But at times, it's shocking just how transparent he is. Often, an idiot reveals himself without an explicit statement. Like when a racist is too stupid to understand that the black-friend defense reveals they're a racist, which is something every single Trump supporter does. But rarely do you... Continue Reading →

Midnight Mitch


I could be wrong as I lost count, but I think Democrats went 0-13 in votes last night/this morning. Why are the hearings going as late as 2:00 a.m? Why the rush? Originally, Mitch McConnell, who's acquired the nickname "Midnight Mitch" to go along with "Moscow Mitch" and "Cocaine Mitch," ruled that the prosecution and... Continue Reading →

Damn Skippy The Fix Is In


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. This is very similar to the oath cartoon I did last week but in this version, I give them a different oath. It's an oath where they promise to be corrupt. The trial has... Continue Reading →

Liberal Hack Journalists


Last week, temporary Arizona Senator Martha McSally screamed at CNN congressional correspondent Raju Manu, calling him a "liberal hack." Later, McSally went on Fox News to talk about her harrowing experience of being asked a dangerous question by a liberal hack reporter. The Fox News hosts she chose to talk to about hacks in the... Continue Reading →

A Goon Can Dream


There are a LOT of reasons Donald Trump shouldn't be president starting with that orange crap on his face and whatever that thing is on his head. I'm not being petty. Anyone who believes that makes him look good doesn't have the sense required to order a basic cable package less enough to have the... Continue Reading →

Roughing It, Volume 28


This is last Sunday's cartoon for the CNN Opinion newsletter. It went from this... ...to this. Here are a few ideas I created as I stumbled on my way to meet another deadline. Welcome to another edition of Clay's Butcher Shop. It's gonna get disgusting. Sometimes when I look back on an idea like this,... Continue Reading →

Trump’s Dershowitz Defense


I couldn't have an opinion on Ken Starr being on Trump's legal defense team without also having an opinion on Alan Dershowitz also being added. It's not that Starr and Dershowitz are bad lawyers. Contrary to that, they're exceptional lawyers. Usually, for a lawyer to be a pundit and prognosticator on cable news, that lawyer... Continue Reading →

Trump’s Starr Defense


Upon hearing that Ken Starr, who probably still has files on Bill Clinton's sex life underneath his mattress, has been appointed by Donald Trump to serve on his legal defense team for his impeachment trial next week before the United States Senate, Monica Lewinsky tweeted, "This is definitely an 'are you fucking kidding me?' kinda... Continue Reading →

Stalking Yovanovitch


Lev Parnas, the hired goon who's an associate of Rudy Giuliani and whom Donald Trump doesn't know despite being in dozens of photos with, revealed through text messages with a Republican congressional candidate (this just gets better by the minute) that there were plans to stalk Marie Yovanovitch while she was serving as ambassador to... Continue Reading →

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