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The Women's U.S. soccer team won the World Cup after beating the Netherlands (if you're a Republican, that's "Netherlands," not "nether regions") Sunday in France by a score of 2-0 (if you're a Republican, two is more than zero). Viewership for the match was one of the highest rated in American history, besting the men's... Continue Reading →
White conservatives, the most victimized group in the history of victimization and creators of the term "snowflake," are livid that a black girl has been cast as Ariel in Disney's upcoming live-action remake of The Little Mermaid. White scorn and condemnation were heaped upon Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry over the casting choice. She hadn't received... Continue Reading →
Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Other than all the wisecracks about Trump's history, his monitor messing up, and Melania's wet shirt, we can't overlook the fact that Trump politicized a national holiday, other than Christmas. Donald Trump's only... Continue Reading →
Hey, kids. It's time to check out some cartoon ideas that didn't make the cut. Each of these is from the batch submitted to CNN last week. We were set on the Democratic debates being our subject. This was a fun week as the newsletter was published on Friday instead of the usual Sunday. This... Continue Reading →
You know it's coming. Donald Trump tells his cult not to believe what they see and hear unless they see and hear it from him. They believe he won the popular vote, millions of "illegals" voted, he had the largest inauguration crowd in history, he created a booming economy, Russia didn't meddle, Obama wiretapped Trump... Continue Reading →
You know when an eight-year-old reads from a prepared text and it's cute yet kinda painful? You grin through it and think to yourself, "Just get to the end of the sentence for the love of God so we can applaud and move on with our lives....AAARRGGHHH!!!" Well, when Donald Trump reads from a prepared... Continue Reading →
I swear I saw way more posts yesterday about the inability to post images on Facebook than I saw today about California's earthquake. One of these is a first-world problem. This is just a little bonus cartoon drawn mostly because it amused me. Be Complicit What kind of person would want to be part of... Continue Reading →
When asked to express themselves over being detained by Donald Trump, the first thing that comes from migrant children are cages. A charitable humanitarian respite center in Texas asked three children, ages 10 and 11, to depict their time in the custody of Trump's US Customs and Border Protection agency. They didn't draw sunshine, unicorns,... Continue Reading →
The White House, Trump Campaign and Organization has always presented Ivanka Trump as the voice of reason within the Trump Family. She comes off soft-spoken and eloquent without engaging in tirades like her imbecilic father. She doesn't send out racist tweets like her brother Don Jr. She's not the stupid one like Eric. I don't... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump loves to take credit where he deserves none. He takes credit for inheriting Obama's economy. He took credit for no commercial airline crashes in 2017, despite there also not being any for nearly the past decade. He took credit for the phrase "priming the pump," which has been around at least since the... Continue Reading →
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