Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
If you're a billionaire with a private jet, then someone tracking your jet and posting it on Twitter is definitely a billionaire problem. Cry me a river. And this is why people are booing you, Elon, you pasty-faced ghostly dough boy. Elon went on stage at Dave Chappelle's performance in San Francisco Sunday night and... Continue Reading →
I've seen several cartoons from right-wingers about the so-called Twitter Files, but none from the left, so I decided to take a stab at it. The Twitter Files is Elon's release of internal documents from head Twitter honchos over blocking "news" on its platform about Hunter Biden's laptop in the weeks before the 2020 election.... Continue Reading →
Yup, I know. I gave you an Elon/Twitter cartoon yesterday. But here's the thing, kids... I wrote this idea Friday and planned to draw it Saturday, but then Merrick Garland appointed a Special Counsel to investigate Trump, so this cartoon got pushed to Sunday. But then on Saturday night, Elon reinstated Trump to Twitter, so... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump was removed and banned from Twitter for instigating a white nationalist terrorist attack designed to overturn a free and fair election and install him as an unelected dictator. Twitter removing him was the right move because he's a national security threat and used the platform to attack our nation. People died because of... Continue Reading →
Twitter's new owner, I mean founder (sorry, Elon), tweeted last night, "Widespread verification will democratize journalism & empower the voice of the people." It's really amazing this guy was successful at ever selling anything with that sort of bullshit sales pitch. Elon is selling verifications on Twitter, the blue check. That means you're verified and... Continue Reading →
Dan Snyder, the owner of the Washington Commanders, has sent out a vague signal that he may sell his NFL franchise. The announcement stated that Snyder has hired an investment bank to "consider potential transactions." Washington fans do not like the owner of their team, but before they get too giddy over the announcement, they... Continue Reading →
If you tweet, then you know about the verification thing. In case you don't know, it's a blue check mark that means you're authentic, important, and probably smell really nice. It's given to individuals, corporations, charities, etc, etc. I don't have one, but I did instruct a cartoonist, who doesn't have any national awards, on... Continue Reading →
Whenever I do a cartoon on Twitter, fuckers on Facebook comment telling me how they "don't do Twitter," and vice-versa when I do something on Facebook. Nitwits on Twitter reply and comment that they're too good for Facebook and express hatred for Zuckerberg. Stop it. I didn't ask if you're on Twitter or Facebook. And... Continue Reading →
When Elon Musk talks about free speech, I wonder if he understands what that is. Coordinating and strategizing with Nazis and making death threats is not free speech. You also don't have the freedom to accuse someone of being a pedophile just because they disagree with you. Also, losing a social media account doesn't mean... Continue Reading →
I'm in Washington, D.C. for two cartoon events, one of which was last night. At that function, a reader of my blog told me he loved it but he rarely ever finishes reading it because they're always too long. I agree, so today's blog is going to be short. I talked to my good friend... Continue Reading →
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