Choose your Twitter hashtag for the night. You can choose from #BadHombres, #NastyWoman, or #Bigly. These are contributions from Donald Trump during the third and last presidential debate from the 2016 election. What's the biggest takeaway from the last presidential debate for election 2016? Trump having high praise for Vladimir Putin and encouragement toward Bashar al-Assad,... Continue Reading →
Not His Favorite Baldwin
I think it's safe to say that Alec Baldwin is not Trump's favorite Baldwin brother. It's probably Stephen who's a right-wing evangelical and a conservative nut job. Was that redundant? He's also the star of the much-acclaimed film Sharks In Venice. How he didn't snag an Oscar for that performance is a true injustice of... Continue Reading →
Patriot’s News Source
People who support Donald Trump believe he'll give them everything they want. He'll give them their country back. I just wonder what Vladimir Putin wants to do with the United States. What baffles my mind, but not really, are all those Tea Party jerks who spent the years of the Obama presidency screaming "I want... Continue Reading →
Accusers Get Verified
Donald Trump brought his locker room talk to his rallies this week. First he called his accusers “horrible,” “sick” and “phony,” and then he insinuated they're not attractive enough for him to violate. What a moral and upstanding defense. Regarding Jessica Leeds, who has accused Trump of groping her on a flight, he said “Yeah, I’m gonna... Continue Reading →
Repeal The 19th?
I have a friend name Jams. Really, her name is Jams. She's weird like me and an amazing artist, unlike me, so you automatically know she's cool. She sent me a note that I should do something on all the Trump freaks who are calling for a repeal of the 19th Amendment. I was shocked.... Continue Reading →
Giggity Trump
After hearing a new allegation of Trump's sexual transgressions, this one about looking up women's skirts, I thought "he sounds like Quagmire." Despite being a dirty, disgusting, sex offender, Quagmire is easily my favorite character on Family Guy. Karma usually works out and he gets what's coming to him. I didn't put a lot of... Continue Reading →
Hypocritical Surrogacy
Whoever did not see this coming needs to go sit in the corner and remain silent until Thanksgiving. Election 2016 just went scorched Earth. Reports came out last night of four women accusing Donald Trump of forcibly groping and kissing them. If you're attempting to eat a meal you might want to stop reading at... Continue Reading →
Cheeto Decontamination Unit
Do you eat Cheetos? Well, probably a lot less over the past year than you used to. Suddenly, I've lost any desire for them. But I have eaten more than my share of Cheetos in my life. The one thing you learn is that they're messy. You get that processed Cheeto cheese dust on your... Continue Reading →
Trump Gets A Head
What's scarier than Donald Trump not knowing that presidents do not appoint special prosecutors to punish their political opponents? Donald Trump knowing it. Donald Trump entered Sunday night's debate with a very low bar and he began the evening by crawling under it. Trump held a news conference before the event with several of Bill... Continue Reading →
Groper In Chief
Friday afternoon The Washington Post released a video of Trump bragging about groping and assaulting women, attempting to sleep with a married woman, and how women will let you do anything "when you're a star." He gave disgusting details such as being able to walk up to them and "grab them by the p***y." How bad is... Continue Reading →