Isn't it funny that everything Republicans complain about turns around and bites them in the ass? Isn't it funny that they don't have any principles? For decades, they proclaimed they were about family values and wouldn't support any candidate who appeared unethical or messed around on his wife. Today, nope. In fact, many believe Donald... Continue Reading →
Jump For Trump
Yesterday, Donald Trump gave another press conference on the coronavirus. This time, he tried to appear more somber and adultlike. He even said the media was doing a good job. Then, the stock market dropped nearly 3,000 points, which was the market's worse day since Black Monday in 1987. And there's no wonder why the... Continue Reading →
Trumpy Takes A Test
Despite hanging out with multiple Trump cultists and shitweasels who may be infected with the coronavirus, and several who definitely are, Donald Trump was reluctant about taking a test to see if maybe he had contracted the virus. He told us he wasn't worried about being in contact with people who had the virus because... Continue Reading →
The Grim Toady
What's up with Mike Pence? He's an adult, a grown man. He has a wife, a daughter, a pet bunny named Marlon Bundo. He probably pays taxes even...maybe. So what's up with the constant toadying? During any speech or comments by members of Donald Trump's administration, they have to divert from the subject at hand... Continue Reading →
Brains
Fabio Wajngarten is the press secretary for Brazilian right-wing President Jair Bolsonaro. Last weekend, he was at Mar-a-Lago grinning it up for a photo next to Donald Trump and Mike Pence all splendid looking in his "Make Brazil Great Again" hat (why don't any of these lunatics think their countries are already great?). Yesterday, Fabio... Continue Reading →
Tax The Monkey
There's one thing Donald Trump fears more than anything and no, I'm not talking about stairs, rain, wind, or sharks. He's afraid of it more than facts and even more than a pandemic killing his constituents. He's even more afraid of it more than a giant gorilla climbing Trump Tower. The thing Trump fears the... Continue Reading →
Syphilis Trump
By no means do I claim to be a perfect person, but one thing I try to do is not wish harm on anyone, even vile, despicable, horrid, putrid people. It can be difficult, but I believe that if you wish bad things on people, or rejoice when they do, then you turn yourself into... Continue Reading →
Matt Gaetz Shows His Respect
If "if you like your doctor then you can keep your doctor" is a lie, then so is, "anybody who needs a test gets a test." And it's actually a more dangerous lie. Donald Trump doesn't know how to respond to what is now being described as an international pandemic, so he lies and gives... Continue Reading →
Trump Is A Plague
Trump's supporters love to claim his critics, people like me, suffer from "Trump Derangement Syndrome." I don't think it's deranged to call out facts, question spurious bullshit, or point out hypocrisy. I think the people who were once proud members of the Tea Party, that organization that claimed to be so concerned over government spending... Continue Reading →
Corona BS
When Donald Trump was a candidate for the presidency and no one could actually see him winning the office, President Obama said Trump was "uniquely unqualified" for the job. Obama was right. Donald Trump has done nothing except prove he's unqualified and should not be president. A man like Donald Trump occupying the Oval Office... Continue Reading →