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When Donald Trump revealed he took a cognitive test, his manner of describing it made you think he needs to take a cognitive test. Donald Trump told Sean Hannity, "I actually took one when I — very recently, when I — when I was (this is where he seems to stop himself before revealing why... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. There are multiple theories as to why Donald Trump and his band of fucknuts are pressuring schools to reopen. One theory is they need kids in school for teachers to babysit so their parents can carry on... Continue Reading →
There hasn't been this much of a kerfuffle over beans since Blazing Saddles (that's not mine. I stole it from CNN's Michael Smerconish). Robert Unanue, the president of Goya, the largest Hispanic-owned food company in the country, said the country was "blessed" to have the president's (sic) leadership. Unanue was visiting the White House for... Continue Reading →
First off, if commuting the sentence for Trump friend, goon, henchman, pal, buddyboy, creeper, slimeball of the first degree, and all-around wart on the taint of humanity Roger Stone wasn't corrupt, then it wouldn't have been done late on a Friday night. Why do fuckers do dastardly deeds on Fridays after 5:00 PM? Because it's... Continue Reading →
You know that famous quotation written by Martin Niemöller, a German who initially welcomed Adolph Hitler and the Third Reich...then turned against it when he realized what was coming. His quotation goes: "First they came for the socialists and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist. "Then they came for the... Continue Reading →
If you fought in a war for this country, and perhaps was even wounded in combat, have you asked yourself, "have I done enough?" And have you? Have you done enough in the eyes of Tucker? Tucker Carlson doesn't believe you have done enough. At least, not if you disagree with Tucker. Even if you... Continue Reading →
Is it plausible Donald Trump cheated on his SATs? I think it's implausible he knows how to spell "SAT." CNN obtained a copy of Mary Trump's book, "Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man." And so far, the biggest revelation from Trump's niece that doesn't surprise anyone is... Continue Reading →
It's very hard to believe our intelligence agencies did not inform the president (sic) of the United States about Russia paying the Taliban bounties for killing American troops in Afghanistan. Granted, if this was included in Donald Trump's daily briefings, before they told him of this scheme by Putin, they'd have to explain where Afghanistan... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Here's a question: Has anyone checked to see if Donald Trump's trip to South Dakota was paid for by the Trump Campaign, or was it officially listed as a "presidential" (sic) trip thus sticking us with the... Continue Reading →
I don't care who you are or if you're a Republican or a Democrat when it comes to science. You should listen to scientists, not politicians. You should especially listen to scientists over stupid politicians. While Donald Trump and his surrogates keep downplaying the seriousness of the coronavirus and put a happy spin on it,... Continue Reading →
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