Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Author Andrew Shvarts tweeted, "This election is like if your friends pick dinner and 3 vote pizza and 2 vote 'kill and eat you.' Even if pizza wins, there's a big problem." He tweeted that in 2016 but it applies more to the 2020 election. That's the question we have to ask ourselves: After four... Continue Reading →
There's a line in The 40-Year-Old Virgin that has come to my mind. It is, "Dude, get the fuck out of here." The toadies, the followers, the sycophants, the cult, and the MAGAts are screaming and crying that the guy who asked Russia if they were listening in 2016 and asked Ukraine for help in... Continue Reading →
A lot of American Venezuelans voted for Donald Trump because they don't want America to become like Venezuela, you know...where the leader refused to step down and recognize a fair election. Sorry for the short blog. I woke to a surprise assignment today. Tip Jar: if you want to support the cartoonist, please send a donation... Continue Reading →
The Trump era began with stupidity, ran on stupidity, and will end with stupidity. Donald Trump is promising to take the election fight to the Supreme Court, though he hasn't specified on what grounds. He claims counting ballots after the election disenfranchises the votes already counted. How does that make sense? It doesn't. In Pennsylvania... Continue Reading →
As you probably saw on the news, Trump rednecks were harassing a Biden/Harris campaign bus in Texas. They surrounded the bus, were waving weapons, and one vehicle was nearly ran off the road. Donald Trump is upset the FBI is "investigating" it. Here's a tip, kids: If you're going to do anything bad, do it... Continue Reading →
Get a cup of coffee and sit down. This is my final pitch before election day (you may have already voted) for why you should NOT vote for Donald Trump. I have been putting this together since late August. I'm going to list every reason I can think of that should persuade you from voting... Continue Reading →
Sometimes people forget that I draw for news outlets and not for social media. This is a post-election cartoon because my clients will need something to put on their pages for Wednesday before they know who won. It's kinda hard to draw these without making them suck. One thing is for certain beyond Tuesday and... Continue Reading →
Let's post a few roughs during the calm before the storm. This is volume 69. Get your mind out of the gutter, you Beavises. The very last rough I drew this week was the cartoon CNN selected. I love the response I received from readers for it. I was kinda struggling when I drew this... Continue Reading →
No long blog today because I need to prepare for my trip tomorrow. But, I'm going to make it up to you on Monday with a long blog post. You'll see. As for this, I had to look up "turret." As in, I had to Google what those castle tower thingies are called. Laura, my... Continue Reading →
You gotta be careful with where you put those conspiracies. They're like car keys...or that one missing sock. Where'd it go? For me, it's batteries. I'll buy a pack of 20 batteries then when the remote dies, I can't find the batteries. I go insane hunting for them until I finally give up and buy... Continue Reading →
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