When a politician campaigns in a city, it's best for him or her not to piss on the crowd who attend their event. For example: Don't say, "It's wonderful to be back in one of my favorite cities, Cleveland" when you're actually in Columbus. Another good idea of what not to do is bus your... Continue Reading →
Tipsy For Trump
There is nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be counted on Election Day. In fact, there's nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be delivered by Election Day. For years, military and mail-in ballots have arrived AFTER Election Day. Now, late ballots are an issue. Now, every vote won't count.... Continue Reading →
Scary Amy
Chief Justice John Roberts once lashed out at Donald Trump saying there are no Republican or Democratic judges. He may want to send that memo to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. After confirming the right-wing troglodytes' darling, Amy Coney Barrett, to the Supreme Court last night, Moscow Mitch said, "I think this nominee will be... Continue Reading →
Hurry Up, Election Day
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I'm already seeing posts on Facebook saying, "Only nine more weeks 'til Christmas." If you're one of those people, I'd like to say, go to Hell. I personally believe there should be a law prohibiting the display... Continue Reading →
Fun with the “Least Racist”
During last week's debate, Donald Trump repeated the claim he's the "least racist." Usually, it's the "least racist you know." The other night, it was the "least racist in the room." But keep in mind, Donald Trump has been in a lot of rooms with Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon (who could both argue they're... Continue Reading →
Focus Feces
The new normal is a seriously low bar. Every time Donald Trump gives a speech and sticks to the prepared notes written by Stephen Miller, pundits express surprise at how "presidential" he sounded. Never mind the fact he's reading notes prepared by a baby Goebbels at a third-grade reading level. If he doesn't make up... Continue Reading →
Good
After Joe Biden mentioned there are over 500 children still separated from their parents, and our government is still unable to find them because of Donald Trump's separation policy, I could have sworn Donald Trump said, "Good" as a response during last night's debate. But, I wasn't sure if I heard it correctly. So, I... Continue Reading →
Rudy Colludy
Rudy is still at it. Despite the arguments during Donald Trump's impeachment hearings that everything was on the up-and-up with their asking Ukraine for election help, Rudy is still mining that nation for fools gold. Now, Rudy has acquired a laptop he claims belongs to Hunter Biden. He took it to The New York Post... Continue Reading →
Trumpenweenie
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Science Schmience
Donald Trump has always been at war against facts and science. And even after catching the coronavirus, he hasn't learned anything from it except that he'll receive special treatment. At one of his rallies, Trump was boasting about how many doctors he had while also telling his flock of fucknuts, don't let the virus scare... Continue Reading →