Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I don't begrudge Melania Trump for her comments about Christmas. I'll say it too. Fuck Christmas stuff. Fuck Christmas decorations. Bold, eh? I just don't really care and most Christmas music, to my ears, is total crap with there being only four good Christmas songs. OK, I don't totally hate Christmas. I think it's just... Continue Reading →
This just in: Donald Trump is corrupt. Oh wait. We already knew that. Details remain sketchy, but last night, reports came out that federal prosecutors have been pursuing an investigation into potential bribery in connection with an effort to secure a pardon from Donald Trump. Last August, Chief U.S. District Court Judge Beryl Howell issued... Continue Reading →
Since I'm social distancing and hanging by myself today, why not draw a cartoon? Who am I kidding? I was going to draw one anyway. Hell, last Thanksgiving, I was in Washington, D.C. with my then-girlfriend. We had Chinese food in China Town and saw the Capitals play (they won. I bought a cap)...and the... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump's coup has failed. Yesterday, the head of the General Services Administration, a low-profile agency that directs resources for stuff like government real estate and oh yeah...transition funds from one presidential administration to the next, announced it was approving the transition to the Biden administration. After a presidential election when a new leader is... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I drew this cartoon before Sidney Powell was fired as Trump's lawyer...from which they claim she was never his lawyer...or the campaign's lawyer. Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't retreaded the coffee fetcher line yet. Yet. There's a... Continue Reading →
If you want an idea of how nutzoid Trump election-stealing lawyer Sidney Powell is, take this in: Tucker Carlson can't support her arguments...and Tucker has had shows about UFOs. Tucker Carlson wants to believe in Sidney Powell. He said that he's "always respected her work" and he's holding out hope that she'll provide evidence that... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump's catch phrase from his fake reality show was "you're fired." He loves to present himself as a heavy-handed boss in total control with absolute authority. He fears nothing. In reality, he sends goons and henchmen to do his firing...when he's not firing people over Twitter. Why does he do it this way? Because... Continue Reading →
This is a bonus cartoon I drew on Thursday evening. Rudy held a press conference where he claimed Joe Biden only won because of massive voter fraud, and blamed it on George Soros, the Clinton Foundation, the deceased Hugo Chavez, the nation of Venezuela, a communist plot, and backed it all up by referencing the... Continue Reading →
What's dumber than believing Donald Trump won the election or that there's a deep-state cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic lizard people running the government? Believing you can trust Donald Trump to work out a fair payment AFTER you perform a service for him. Donald Trump has been sued numerous times by contractors for refusing to pay... Continue Reading →
Right now, Donald Trump is in the denial stage. He believes he's won the election and it was stolen from him. But even Hitler in his bunker at some point realized the Soviets were knocking on his door and the war was lost. Is Trump's denial greater than Hitler's? Donald Trump doesn't even have evidence... Continue Reading →
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