Ultra-MAGA


So there's a MAGA lunatic running for the United States Senate in the Republican primaries. You're probably thinking to yourself, "they're all lunatics." And you're right. So, what makes this MAGA lunatic different from all the other lunatics? The only real difference between Kathy Barnette and other Trumpers is that she's black, but I don't... Continue Reading →

Concrete Evidence


Lake Mead is a Colorado River reservoir just 30 minutes outside Las Vegas. Former Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman said Monday. “It’s not a bad place to dump a body.” Well, now it is. Climate Change is an international crisis and it's affecting everyone, whether they know it or not. Republicans in fucknut Florida claim it... Continue Reading →

Elon’s Dumpster


When Elon Musk talks about free speech, I wonder if he understands what that is. Coordinating and strategizing with Nazis and making death threats is not free speech. You also don't have the freedom to accuse someone of being a pedophile just because they disagree with you. Also, losing a social media account doesn't mean... Continue Reading →

Another Tome of Titillating Trump Tales


Mark Esper has a book on his brief time as Donald Trump's Secretary of Defense, and the book contains some wild accusations...that are totally believable. One of the accusations is that during a meeting in 2020, Donald Trump wanted to deploy 10,000 troops to the streets of Washington, DC, where Black Lives Matter was protesting... Continue Reading →

Sieg Heil Ohio


Question: If you believe it's even slightly possible that someone could become America's Hitler, then why would you want that person's endorsement? In 2016, JD Vance, the hedgefund author guy who wrote "Hillbilly Elegy," texted his old college roommate telling him he thought Trump "might be America's Hitler." The lesser evil he envisioned was that... Continue Reading →

Disinformation Board


In their criticism of the Department of Homeland Security's newly-created Disinformation Governance Board, Republicans have one thing right. It's a stupid name. Maybe the agency thought that "governance" would explain the anti-disinformation part, but they failed to take into account that Republicans don't do well with the comprehension of things. And it's not like they... Continue Reading →

Goodbye To Women’s Rights


The citizens of this nation are about to lose a constitutional right. In a leaked initial draft obtained by Politico last night, Justice Samuel Alito wrote, "We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled." This is a preliminary private vote that can change, but won't. Chief Justice John Roberts, who is comfortable with extreme... Continue Reading →

Fruity MAGA


We can add fruit to black women, stairs, windmills, toilets you have to flush 15 times, cans of soup, non-European immigrants, the female prime minister of Denmark, Greta Thunberg, umbrellas, rain, low-pressure showerheads, weather maps, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, President Joe Biden, firing people in real life and in-person, lightbulbs that make you look orange,... Continue Reading →

Trust Fund Fairies


The last time student loan forgiveness was in the news, a very conservative friend of mine posted her opposition to it on Facebook. Several of her like-minded friends jumped in and they all had one collective reason for opposing the government wiping out student debt and providing free college: They had to pay for college... Continue Reading →

Cartoon Bully


Ron De Santis is a bully. Republicans LOVE bullies. It's why they love Donald Trump so much. Republicans believe bullying people weaker than you is a sign of strength. It's also why they love Putin. But, bullying is just like it was in school. The bullies are cowards. They only pick on whom they believe... Continue Reading →

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