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I hate the Clown Car analogy that's been tossed around to describe the Republican candidates for president. It's not that I disagree with the description. It's that it's a lazy analogy and not creative at all. If Chris Matthews uses it then you shouldn't (and it's an analogy he repeats every day). So I may... Continue Reading →
Today's blog should only be read by mature audiences (sorry, Republicans), after 10:00 PM and only after you put the kids to bed. Ted Cruz is hiring porn stars. That's what I expect future robocalls aimed at Republican voters in South Carolina to start claiming. That'll be a hoot. Ted Cruz and Porn are two... Continue Reading →
On Monday before the Iowa caucuses got rolling, Ben Carson decided to go home to get fresh clothes. What? Several questions before I get to the part where Ted Cruz is a total sleaze bag. Why do you fly half way across the country for clothes? Why didn't he pack enough clothes? Why can't he do... Continue Reading →
Ever see one of the many scenes in Family Guy where Cleveland is naked in his bathtub, his house destroyed and he and the tub are about to crash to the ground from the second story? As the tub is sliding before eventually falling, Cleveland is saying "no, no, no, no." That's pretty much every human... Continue Reading →
Football is ending just in time for a political junkie like myself. Watching the Iowa Caucuses results all night is a sport for me. Usually after an election I like to focus on the winner, unless the loser is a bigger story. While Ted Cruz is a totally vile human being whose own daughter doesn't... Continue Reading →
It's come down to this. The Republicans' choice for presidential nominee has come down between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. The rest of the candidates can go home. Choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing a method of suicide. Do you want the rope or the bullet to the head? I don't think either... Continue Reading →
Leave it to Ted Cruz to make Donald Trump look and sound like a statesman. What happens if Cruz becomes president? Will he make Kim Jong Un look like Churchill? In an attempt to defuse Trump's attack on his eligibility to be president, since he was born in Canada, Ted Cruz warned Republican voters that... Continue Reading →
South Carolina governor Nikki Haley delivered the Republican response to the president's State of the Union address and a lot of Republicans are livid. To be fair, many Republicans were supportive, but the racist wing of it freaked out. Haley said the GOP were partly responsible for our nation's problems. Uh oh! Then she said... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is cartoon gold. Not Donald Trump gold, but kind of a creepy fake gold that turns your neck green if you put it on you. The man is ridiculous. Donald Trump, who waged a "YUGE" birther campaign against President Obama and now doesn't want to talk about it, is bringing up the issue regarding... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is upset and very angry. I know that's not breaking news and he's usually upset and angry, but this time it's for an interesting reason and an extremely stupid reason. OK, that's not unique either and I'll try again. Cruz is mad at the "liberal media." Ah screw it. Ted Cruz created a... Continue Reading →
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