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People Magazine has made Paul Rudd the "Sexiest Man Alive." Now, I don't know who the authority of sexiness is over there at the People Magazine, or why being the sexiest living person can only last a year, but Paul Rudd is a pretty cool dude. I can accept he's sexy. Yes, I still like... Continue Reading →
Senator and above-ground CHUD Ted Cruz has now attacked Big Bird for assuring children they don't have to be afraid of the vaccines for the coronavirus. After American six-year-olds, became eligible for the Pfizer-BioNTech coronavirus vaccine last week, Big Bird did a public service announcement to comfort children and to promote vaccine awareness. Big Bird... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. What is it with Republicans and defending Nazis? You got Trump, you got Glenn Youngkin in Virginia, and now you have Ted Cruz? Maybe the reason they're defending Nazis so much is that they're all Nazis. Signed... Continue Reading →
Texas Senator Ted Cruz did not serve in the military. But he says when he was younger, he thought about it real hard. Today, why golly gee willikers, he kinda wishes he had served. Of course, Ted only wishes he had served for the political bonus points serving would have given him. In Ted's feeble... Continue Reading →
When Raphael Edward "Ted" Cruz ran from his state like a coward when it was hit by a freeze, the most astonishing thing about his actions was that he did it. OK, that would have been astonishing if he was actually a warm-blooded human being and not some defrosted creepy reptilian thing that some mad... Continue Reading →
Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who is working hard to be even worse than Rick Perry, has decided the coronavirus pandemic is over and life can return to normal for Texans, or at least for those who didn't die from the virus or freeze to death from last month's abnormal cold snap. The governor has reopened... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I don't think I have to write any more about Cancun Cruz, or at least not this moment. But isn't that Mars rover thing amazing? Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this... Continue Reading →
I'm interested to see if the landscape has shifted since my last cartoon on New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and all the brouhaha he's in over his coverup of counting nursing home deaths. Or better yet, let's see if liberal perceptions have shifted since Pete Davidson's impersonation of Cuomo on the last episode of Saturday... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is a weird guy that science struggles to explain. How did a thing like Ted Cruz ever happen? Earth, big bang, sure. Ted Cruz? Somebody explain that. What's even harder to understand than why there's something as icky as Ted Cruz in the universe are the people who support and defend Ted Cruz.... Continue Reading →
Now, before you get upset and infuriated with Ted Cruz for going on a sunny vacation with his family in Cancun (in case you're a Republican, that's in Mexico), keep in mind, he's a goon. Additionally, he's a slimy shady disingenuous shitweasel who is as fake as they come. He just hasn't received the memo... Continue Reading →
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