Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Kids, class is in session. Today, I'm going to educate you on the use of a specific slur. Now, not all of you need to be schooled on this but there are quite a few of you who are ignorant motherfuckers, so you're the ones I'm really talking to. The slur we're going to address... Continue Reading →
It's been a big year for missile tests by U.S. rivals. China test-fired a hypersonic missile that went around the planet. Hypersonic is Mach 5 speed. That's fast. Russia test-fired a missile in the Arctic. And last week, Russia test-fired a missile in space. Yes, in outer space. Kids, we spend over $700 billion a... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, Jeff Bezos inspired the world. If one phallic-looking human being can put a phallic-looking rocket into space for three minutes, imagine what non-phallic-looking humans can do. And if any aliens were on their way to our planet while that rocket was...entering...space, they probably turned around. Sometimes I feel like I'm a day ahead of... Continue Reading →
When you see bored billionaires spending their money to go into space or say they didn't know taxes were supposed to be paid on fringe benefits like cars, apartments, and tuition, you know we need to raise taxes on these rich-ass bastards. American billionaires Jeff Bezos, South African/Canadian/American (make up your mind) billionaire Elon Musk,... Continue Reading →
The richest man in the planet now wants to be the richest man in the galaxy. Jeff Bezos owns Amazon, Whole Foods, Metro Goldwyn Mayor, and The Washington Post. He also owns a space company, Blue Origin, and will be part of the crew for its first manned space flight. He's going to beat fellow... Continue Reading →
You may want to sit down for this as it will come as quite a shock. Donald Trump is taking full credit for Saturday's NASA and SpaceX launch of astronauts from U.S. soil. Actually, the only shock here is he's not taking credit for the U.S. landing a man on the moon in 1969...yet. After... Continue Reading →
And we thought it was bad that Trump doesn't understand tariffs, but once again, the dumbest president in the history of presidents of any nation in any galaxy, made a tweet that left the rest of saying, "What the hell? Donald Trump took to Twitter and scolded NASA for focusing on returning to the moon... Continue Reading →
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