Rudy is in extreme danger of serving the rest of his life in prison and he's probably too obnoxious and narcissistic to realize it. Rudy used to put people in prison. In fact, he was damn good at it. It was his reputation for putting mobsters behind bars that got him elected as New York... Continue Reading →
Wreck-It Rudy
I'm using a little creative license here because Donald Trump is not paying legal fees for people called to testify before the January 6 Committee investigating his coup attempt. Hell, Donald Trump doesn't pay for his own lawyers. Ask Rudy. Donald Trump is not paying for witnesses' lawyers, but his political action committee and goon... Continue Reading →
Woozy Rudy
Rudy Giuliani may have been inebriated on election night 2020 when he told Donald Trump to declare victory even though no one had called the election yet. Rudy could have been totally drunk, schnockered, three sheets to the wind, blitzed, bombed, stoned, pissed, stewed, wrecked, plastered, soaked, pickled, legless, mullered, zonked, trashed, loaded, hammered, wasted,... Continue Reading →
Big Head Rudy
I was scrolling down my Facebook news feed yesterday and saw a Daily Beast article about Rudy Giuliani being on The Masked Singer. I thought it was weird there was an Onion headline at the Daily Beast, so I clicked the link...and it didn't work. So, I figured there must be some sort of problem... Continue Reading →
Trojan President
One of the failed plots in Donald Trump's attempt to overturn the 2020 presidential election and become the United States' first dictator was to seize voting machines. A new report in The New York Times reveals that Donald Trump considered ordering three different government agencies to seize voting machines before the January 6 attack on... Continue Reading →
Trump Cabinet
You can be forgiven if your first response to hearing Donald Trump is meeting with his cabinet at one of his golf clubs is, "What fucking cabinet? Is he insane?" Yes. Donald Trump is insane. What's worse is that people we suspect may not be totally bonkers are enabling his insanity. If you know someone... Continue Reading →
Revoked Rudy
Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of New York City and former top prosecutor in Manhattan had his license to practice law revoked, at least temporarily. Does this mean he can't charge the Trump Campaign (it still exists) $20,000 a day to spread their election lies? A New York court ruled on Thursday that he made “demonstrably... Continue Reading →
Reinstatement Buddies
Is Benjamin Netanyahu smarter than Donald Trump? While he likes to dish out the occasional conspiracy theory, I seriously doubt he's dumb enough to use Trump's lawyers and advisers. Bibi and Trump are reinstatement buddies with both promising to return. A return to office is possible with both, though Trump will NOT be "reinstated," and... Continue Reading →
Very Nice
Rudy Giuliani is being investigated for lobbying violations. Matt Gaetz is being investigated for sex trafficking and for sex with a minor. Donald Trump is being investigated for everything else. After having his apartment and office raided by the FBI, Giuliani asked why they didn't pick up the laptop in his possession he claims belongs... Continue Reading →
Searching For Borat
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I had several ideas involving Rudy and Borat last week and this is what I went with for CNN. But I may want to do a Borat cartoon for my clients just because it's too much fun.... Continue Reading →