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Donald Trump's penchant for being vulgar and slinging very uncreative personal insults is one of the reasons many believe he isn't presidential. To take him down Marco Rubio has decided he too does not have to present himself in a presidential manner. After saying he didn't want to attack his fellow Republican candidates Rubio has made... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump claims he doesn't hire pollsters. That's well and good because you shouldn't need a consultant to tell you that you should disavow any association with the Ku Klux Klan. But for Donald Trump that question is a real thinker. White supremacists love Donald Trump. They've been loving the GOP for a long time... Continue Reading →
Did you watch the latest Republican debate? The final debate before Super Tuesday as every debate is the final debate before something. I did and it was a slobberknocker. Basically it was Ted and Marco versus The Donald. It couldn't have been much worse than if Trump was caught between the Pope, Vicente Fox, and... Continue Reading →
The Republicans have truly lost their minds. They're screaming against Obama's nomination for the Supreme Court before he's even made one. With all the vitriol you would think Obama had already submitted his choice and it was a black-Puerto Rican lesbian atheist, abortion provider with a cold sore...or Kanye West. The GOP says the people... Continue Reading →
Takeaways from the New Hampshire Republican Primary. First: Is Donald Trump getting oranger? I know that's grammatically incorrect. More orangish? Is he becoming more orange? The fucker's orange, ya'll. Trump had a big win. Now we'll finally see him brought down as his opponents and the media will start to focus on him. Now he'll... Continue Reading →
On Monday before the Iowa caucuses got rolling, Ben Carson decided to go home to get fresh clothes. What? Several questions before I get to the part where Ted Cruz is a total sleaze bag. Why do you fly half way across the country for clothes? Why didn't he pack enough clothes? Why can't he do... Continue Reading →
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It's come down to this. The Republicans' choice for presidential nominee has come down between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. The rest of the candidates can go home. Choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing a method of suicide. Do you want the rope or the bullet to the head? I don't think either... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump said "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters." The sad thing is he's right. But that's because your voters, Mr. Trump, are hateful and stupid idiots. It is incredible. The other sad thing is, this isn't even close to being the most outrageous thing... Continue Reading →
I've been hearing a lot of my conservative friends whine about Donald Trump. They claim he's not a real conservative yet he's stealing their party. Now National Review has joined in on the Trump attack. The magazine National Review was always the authority within the Conservative movement. They actually garnered a fair amount of respect... Continue Reading →
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