Bannon’s Blue Chips


Former White House chief strategist, head of Breitbart, and poster boy for nationalism Steve Bannon isn't just trying to redesign the Republican Party into his racist image, he's trying to do that to America. Bannon's politics are so warped to the right, he was against Trump picking Christian zealot and homophobe Mike Pence as his... Continue Reading →

Will The Real FLOTUS Please Stand Up?


Melania, Ivanka, Ivana...I get all these Eastern-European female vampire names confused. For the first lady, I prefer Michelle Obama. Melania, Donald Trump's third and current wife and mother of Barron is feuding with Trump's first wife, Ivana, mother of Ivanka, Donald Jr., and Eric. Marla, the second wife, and mother of Tiffany, has stayed out... Continue Reading →

Partisan Perversions


It doesn't matter if someone agrees with your politics or not, wrong is wrong. Many Republicans continue to bring up Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky and the multiple accusations leveled on him from women, despite the fact it all happened over 20 years ago (they keep playing the hits, relevancy be damned). These same... Continue Reading →

Electric In Costa Rica


Here is last week's cartoon for The Costa Rica Star. Electric cars are coming to Costa Rica. The Central-American nation is one of the world's friendliest to the environment, so it's no surprise they want more electric cars on their streets. There are fewer than 100 electrics on the streets now, but they say that... Continue Reading →

Tiny Grabber


It might sound crazy, but I believe fewer unplanned pregnancies would lead to fewer abortions. The people who do not share this belief are Republicans and other assorted right-wing religious zealots. You would think the people who detest a woman's right to choose would participate and promote programs that provided birth control. Instead, they cling... Continue Reading →

Bump Stock


There's something seriously messed up about you if you're inspired to purchase a new gun accessory by a mass murderer. Whatever is wrong with you is no small thing. After it was reported the Las Vegas shooter used bump stocks to modify about a dozen of the weapons used to kill 58 people, the small-penis... Continue Reading →

Isn’t It Moronic?


“He was a goddamn stupid moron. He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron.” --Catcher in the Rye Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol tweeted that quote yesterday (from a book it took me nearly 50 years to get around to eventually read). It is... Continue Reading →

Quicker-Picker-Upper-In-Chief


Donald Trump has thrown more paper towels than any other president before him. Not even Roosevelt threw paper towels as tremendous and absorbent as the ones Trump threw. Bill Clinton would go to the site of a tragedy and hug victims. George W. Bush climbed on top of a pile of rubble where dead bodies... Continue Reading →

Good Bye, Mad Hatter


When I was a really stupid kid around the age of 15, I fell in love with a gorgeous girl who sat next to me in school. She was the emotionally unstable sort, thus beginning a long spree of always falling for the girls with head issues. But, she was a brunette, and she loved... Continue Reading →

It Happened in Vegas


The lieutenant governor of Nevada said yesterday was a great day for America. It was a great day for us because we all came together. Strangers helped strangers. Blood drives are over capacity. Go-Fund-Me's are raising millions of dollars. The president slowly read through a prepared script and momentarily didn't sound like an insane douche... Continue Reading →

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