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Bad news, pro-choice ladies. Rapey McForehead says you're too ugly to sleep with and impregnate. Awww...I know. You're heartbroken. I know you had your hopes up. Sorry. Matt Gaetz is a vile reprehensible disgusting troll, so it makes perfect sense he kinda looks like a garden troll. But even garden trolls in their late 30s... Continue Reading →
We have found out which members of Congress asked the White House for a pardon. The list includes Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks, Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohmert, Scott Perry, and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Each were part of the Big Lie that Trump "won" the election and helped try to overturn the election their party lost. Each... Continue Reading →
In 2017, Matt Gaetz was the only member of Congress to vote against a law boosting the government’s human trafficking investigatory powers, saying he was sent to Congress to reduce the reach of government. Matt Gaetz voted against the government coming after him for reaching for teenage girls. Matt Gaetz is all about protecting terrorists... Continue Reading →
After Representative Paul Gosar tweeted an anime depicting himself murdering fellow representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, he pulled it off Twitter and told Speaker Nancy Pelosi, "Relax. It's just a cartoon." After he was censored by the House and lost his committee assignments, he posted it back on Twitter. Keep in mind, he didn't just see... Continue Reading →
R. Kelly is finally going to prison after decades of accusations of sex abuse, including that of minors. In case you need an old man update, R. Kelly is the R&B guy behind the song, "I Believe I Can Fly," which you heard 25 years ago while watching space Jam. I'm just glad Lola Bunny... Continue Reading →
I don't really have anything to write for today's cartoon. We already know Matt Gaetz is a silly, ridiculous, stupid, and vile excuse for a human being. To prove my point, he's doing rallies with Marjorie Taylor Greene. I fully expect Matt Gaetz to be wearing an orange jumpsuit in the near future. His ex... Continue Reading →
Rudy Giuliani is being investigated for lobbying violations. Matt Gaetz is being investigated for sex trafficking and for sex with a minor. Donald Trump is being investigated for everything else. After having his apartment and office raided by the FBI, Giuliani asked why they didn't pick up the laptop in his possession he claims belongs... Continue Reading →
I have to get my second vaccination this morning. I'm going to do that first, get a money order for my rent, then return and write today's blog...if I'm not on my ass. Check back later today. It's later today: Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy wants his party to retake the House in 2022. He believes... Continue Reading →
Can Republicans take one day off from being racist? Just one? Maybe go outside, take a walk, sniff some flowers, binge Netflix (not "World War II in Color." It has a sad ending for you), go to Costo and see if bulk mayo and white Wonder Bread is on sale (is there wheat Wonder Bread?... Continue Reading →
Congressman Matt Gaetz spoke at an event Friday night in Florida where he attacked the "lying media," and "decried" the smears against him, the "wild conspiracy theories," and "distortions" of his personal life. He continued to claim these investigations are from an extortion attempt against him from a Justice Department official who hasn't worked there... Continue Reading →
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