There hasn't been this much of a kerfuffle over beans since Blazing Saddles (that's not mine. I stole it from CNN's Michael Smerconish). Robert Unanue, the president of Goya, the largest Hispanic-owned food company in the country, said the country was "blessed" to have the president's (sic) leadership. Unanue was visiting the White House for... Continue Reading →
White Jesus
Laura, one of my proofreaders, told me after I sent this in its very rough stage this morning, she had to look up the story to see what I was talking about? What am I talking about? I told her there wasn't a specific story. This was my analysis criticizing all the defenders of racist... Continue Reading →
MAGA Funny
I used to think conservatives were funny. Now, they're only funny inadvertently. The basis for all Republican humor, especially for those in the Trump cult, is cruelty. Republicans think it's hilarious to put immigrant children in cages. They laughed their asses off when Border Patrol agents destroy jugs of water left for immigrants in the... Continue Reading →
MAGA Inside You
As it turns out, there is a cure for anything that ails you. Don't look for it. Donald Trump has the answer to the coronavirus. He said, "If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases if any." That means if you don't weigh yourself, then you didn't put on any pounds during... Continue Reading →
Hater Waiver
Against the advice of health officials, the city of Tulsa, and a lot of people who are a lot smarter than he is, Donald Trump is proceeding with his hate rally in Oklahoma, now scheduled for June 20 after caving in to pressure not to display his racism by having it on Juneteenth. Donald Trump... Continue Reading →
Trumping To Tulsa
Donald Trump isn't good at being subtle. Probably because he's not very smart and he's such hardcore racist, it's hard to hide. When the man sends out a dog whistle, it's not just the dogs who hear it. Everyone hears it and it's the dogs who deny he ever sent it. Donald Trump has decided... Continue Reading →
MAGA Night
Tonight and every night that's featured protests turning into riots have been another opportunity for Donald Trump to fail as a president. As the nation burns from riots in every major city, Donald Trump is tweeting partisan attacks at Democratic mayors, quoting racists from history with, "When the looting starts, the shooting starts, and tweeting... Continue Reading →
Sniveling Corona Cowards
I've always liked the actor Kevin James. I liked his show, King of Queens, and thought he did a great job and matched well with Will Smith in Hitch. Heck, I even liked Paul Blart a little. Granted, everything else he's done has kinda sucked, but I still liked him. He's always seemed like an... Continue Reading →
Damn Yankees
Mitch McConnell would rather states go bankrupt than receive federal money for bailouts during the coronavirus pandemic. Specifically, he'd rather blue states go bankrupt. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo who's been schooling Republicans throughout this crisis and has been demonstrating real leadership while Donald Trump's been more focused on his hurt feelings, said "This is... Continue Reading →
Scarfing Some MAGA
Everything Donald Trump touches dies. That includes the credibility of everyone who chooses to work for Donald Trump. First off, nearly half the country can't be believed or trusted about anything. If you know someone who is a Donald Trump supporter, you really don't want anything to do with that individual. If they support a... Continue Reading →