Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
You gotta be careful with where you put those conspiracies. They're like car keys...or that one missing sock. Where'd it go? For me, it's batteries. I'll buy a pack of 20 batteries then when the remote dies, I can't find the batteries. I go insane hunting for them until I finally give up and buy... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I'm already seeing posts on Facebook saying, "Only nine more weeks 'til Christmas." If you're one of those people, I'd like to say, go to Hell. I personally believe there should be a law prohibiting the display... Continue Reading →
And I thought it was weird when he only wanted Russian hookers' pee. Ya know, it's really kinda hard for Donald Trump to put the entire Russian hooker pee-pee tape thing to rest when he's asking for Joe Biden's pee. Does Donald Trump want to film Joe peeing? Does he want to take Joe's pee... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi violated California state law when she went to a hair salon and at least for a minute, didn't wear a face mask. A video was released of her walking from one... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. As I wrote in my blog the other day, you folks can keep up with the convention by watching the highlights/lowlights afterward. Me? I have to actually watch this shitshow. I should have become a rock star... Continue Reading →
As Joe Biden so famously once said, "This is a big fucking deal." California Senator Kamala Harris is Joe Biden's running mate. Why is it a "big fucking deal?" She's black. She's Asian. She's a woman. This is the first time an Asian woman has been picked for the veep spot. It's the first time... Continue Reading →
You would think Donald Trump is talking out of his ass and making up wild bullshit out of desperation from losing to Joe Biden, except Donald Trump always talks out of his ass and makes up wild bullshit. Donald Trump said if Biden wins, he'll, "Take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment. No... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. The funniest thing about this cartoon is that a few people who left comments about it on social media took it seriously. They were like, "No, we can't trust her. She's a Trump." and, "I would prefer... Continue Reading →
When Donald Trump revealed he took a cognitive test, his manner of describing it made you think he needs to take a cognitive test. Donald Trump told Sean Hannity, "I actually took one when I — very recently, when I — when I was (this is where he seems to stop himself before revealing why... Continue Reading →
The right-wing media keeps saying Joe Biden said he "believes all women." This morning on Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough repeated and attributed the quote to Biden. I'm not sure he actually ever said that because I can't find it. They are taking "he believes all women" from a comment he made during the Kavanaugh hearings."... Continue Reading →
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