Fox Gets A Second Opinion


Usually, when Fox News gets someone from the White House on one of their programs, they're on board with the propaganda. Fox News knows a Kellyanne will parrot the talking points on blaming governors, China, the World Health Organization, Obama, etc. And Kellyanne knows that no one at Fox will call her out when she... Continue Reading →

Covid Darwin Winners


Do you know when the Confederate flag definitely isn't about heritage? When it's in Michigan. I stole that from somewhere I can't remember. A bunch of Michigan yokels gathered tightly together to protest Governor Grethen Whitmer's coronavirus restrictions. Call me a cynic, but I think it's less to do with public safety and personal liberty... Continue Reading →

Name Shame


The likelihood of Donald Trump not having anything to do with his name being on the stimulus checks is about as likely as him not being responsible for naming Trump Tower, the Trump jet, the Trump helicopter, the Trump yacht, Trump hotels, Trump resorts, and Donald Trump Jr. If it's stupid, it has his name... Continue Reading →

Total Authority


In an episode of the South Park cartoon, Eric Cartman says, "Respect my athoritah!" Of course, nobody does because he's a fat racist child on a big wheel whose mother did a lot of porn. In Donald Trump's case, ditto. Donald Trump is a fat racist man-child and his big wheel is the White House.... Continue Reading →

Toughest Decision


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Tiger King was one of those things I had to look up to see what everyone was talking about. I had to do the same thing while watching Deadpool 2 and look up Dub... Continue Reading →

Hissy Fit Over Fauci Facts


The worst thing a member of the Trump administration can do in the eyes of Donald Trump and his cult is to tell a fact. The real crime is contradicting Donald Trump and pointing out he's wrong, but since everything he says is a lie, telling any fact contradicts Donald Trump. Whatever Donald Trump believes,... Continue Reading →

Reopening-The-Country Task Force


Dr. Anthony Fauci said we could reopen the country in May. Will Dr. Fauci still be working for the government at that time? Yesterday, Dr. Fauci conceded that a quicker response to the coronavirus pandemic could have saved lives. This morning, Donald Trump retweeted a tweet with a hashtag to "fire Fauci." Fauci has committed... Continue Reading →

DeSantis Feeds The Children


Will you die from the coronavirus? That may depend on whether your governor is a Democrat or a Republican. To be fair, some Republican governors have responded to the coronavirus responsibly putting their constituents first. The governors of Ohio (Mike DeWine), Maryland(Larry Hogan), and Massachusetts (Charlie Baker) have treated this like the serious crisis it... Continue Reading →

How’s It Hanging?


If your erection for Donald Trump has lasted over four years, seek medical help. If you follow everything Donald Trump says to the point that you will follow his medical advice, go talk to a real doctor before it's too late. If you're still downplaying the coronavirus and believe it's a Democratic hoax created to... Continue Reading →

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