Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Have you checked your pockets and couch cushions? Maybe it's off the Korean peninsula or the Indian Ocean. Check the Sunda Strait off the coast of Indonesia. Perhaps it's in Fulton County. Donald Trump is boasting that he's done more in his first 90 days as president than any other American president has before him. He... Continue Reading →
Many years ago the most disturbing thing that disturbed me about the nation of Turkey was the squat toilet which is, or was, common there. Basically, it's a hole in the floor that you flush. But instead of sitting while you poop, you squat over it. Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has just squatted over his... Continue Reading →
Nathan Damigo is a real tough guy. Who? Nathan Damigo is a white supremacist who is a student at California State University. During Saturday's nationwide protests for Trump to release his taxes, Mr. Damigo punched a woman. It was caught on video from the protest in Berkeley. Donald Trump is not about transparency. He refuses... Continue Reading →
I was going to take today off but I figured if April could squeeze out a tiny giraffe then I can squeeze out another cartoon. I still plan to kinda chill tonight, watch a movie, and attempt to sleep sort of like a normal person. In a bed and not upside down from a tree... Continue Reading →
Did you know that North Korea has an official Twitter account in English? It's really difficult to understand. It's like following Donald Trump's Twitter. North Korea celebrated the birth of its founding ruler yesterday, or today. I'm not sure anymore since they changed their time zone from what is internationally recognized. Insanity isn't just setting... Continue Reading →
I am not cool with Donald Trump dropping bombs. I wouldn't trust the guy with a cigarette lighter. Many people are partisan about this while others are not. A Washington Post-ABC News poll conducted in 2013 found that only 37% of Democrats would support President Barack Obama bombing Syria. A new Post-ABC poll conducted this... Continue Reading →
I suppose you can argue that one person with a connection to Russian spies is not indicative of the practices of a campaign. OK, two is a coincidence. Oh, look, there's another coincidence...and another...and, oh c'mon!!! What is it with Trump and Russia? He can't criticize Putin at all. Even yesterday when he said our... Continue Reading →
Even I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Sean Spicer. You know you had a bad day when there's a Twitter hashtag that's a combination of your name and "Hitler." Why else would I feel bad for Spicer? First off, Spicer has to face 200 reporters on a daily basis and explain policies for... Continue Reading →
I don't know which would be worse. A voicemail from now-former Alabama governor Robert Bentley describing how much he loves approaching you from behind and grabbing your boobies, or......a masturbating Bill O'Reilly, which John Oliver imagines sounds like a dog's jowls flapping when it sticks its head out of the window of a moving car.... Continue Reading →
Yeah I know. I did a cartoon last week on the obtuseness of Pepsi. But how often am I presented with the opportunity to bash two corporations at the same time for being total jerkwads? Weekly? Shut up. As you probably know by now, unless you're one of those people who has sworn off the media,... Continue Reading →
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