Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Today sucked. The Washington Post reported that North Korea can now miniaturize a nuclear warhead, our worst people are on the case, and drawing a fallout shelter stuck a tune from the rock band Fallout Boy in my head. This day was truly terrible. After the report was published about the DPRK and their nukes,... Continue Reading →
When I was growing up I felt very fortunate not to live in a nation like the Soviet Union, North Korea, Iran, China, Cuba, etc., where the only news you received was sanctioned by the government. But, Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un can only have wet dreams of achieving the type of propaganda Trump... Continue Reading →
Every time I see footage of Trump's West Virginia rally from last week I think to myself, "Man, I really wanna piss those people off." Although Trump has a low approval rating at 33%, he still has strong ratings from his base of sycophants, like what we saw in West Virginia. The two most visible... Continue Reading →
Occasionally I'll make a sarcastic post on social media, and last week I wrote, "Ivanka Trump is excited to work "alongside" Kelly. I'm sure the GENERAL is excited to be working alongside a mediocre fashion designer." I also posted, "If anyone looked at me the way Mike Pence looks at Donald Trump, I'd get a... Continue Reading →
I drew this cartoon last week for The Costa Rica Star. Police in Costa Rica have seized over nine tons of cocaine in 2017. I have never done cocaine in my life, but that sounds like a lot of cocaine. Their coast guard recently found over a ton floating in the sea off the southern... Continue Reading →
America's most hated person, even more hated than Donald Trump (probably), was found guilty Friday by a jury in Brooklyn for defrauding investors. Martin Shkreli, the "Pharma Bro," was notorious for buying Daraprim, a 62-year-old drug primarily used to treat newborns and HIV patients, and then raised the price from $13.50 to $750 a pill. Then,... Continue Reading →
I miss the days of yonder when we had a Justice Department that would actually pursue justice, and not act like the legal team for cops who shoot black people and white people who have pretend grievances. After George W. Bush was reelected in 2004, many Republicans believed that would be the last election they... Continue Reading →
Yesterday I tweeted, "it's going to be a very racist day at the White House," and that was before I knew Stephen Miller was going to speak. Wednesday, the Trump administration rolled out a plan to sue colleges they're accusing to have discriminated against white people with affirmative action programs and a new immigration plan... Continue Reading →
I'm not a great big fan of conspiracies and paranoia, but if I ever have a job again and my employer asks me to have a microchip implanted into my body, my answer is going to contain an F word. Three Squares Market, a technology company in Wisconsin, has started implanting microchips into their employees.... Continue Reading →
The Trump administration will throw any bone out there to make their case that the Russian Colluding story is "fake news." They're so desperate that they'll trample on a man's grave to push the narrative. If only there was an unethical news organization to help with....oh yeah...Fox News. Seth Rich was murdered in Washington, D.C.... Continue Reading →
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