Get Me To The Megachurch On Time


Joel Osteen is a mega-preacher who operates a mega-church that makes mega-moolah. Financially, Osteen is worth around $56 million dollars. Ethically, he's worth a lot less. Osteen preaches out of Houston where he promotes "prosperity theology." His televised sermons are seen by over seven million people each week, and over 20 million monthly in over... Continue Reading →

Harvey Danger


I have gone through four hurricanes in my life, so my heart is with everyone currently dealing with Harvey in Texas. However, I can't help but make fun of a red state that claims they don't need the federal government until a disaster shows up, and religious zealots who blame natural disasters on liberal stuff... Continue Reading →

Pardon The Racist


Joe Arpaio, the disgraced former sheriff of Maricopa County in Arizona has a lot in common with Donald Trump. They're both old, crotchety, birthers, anti-immigrant, no regard for the laws they've both sworn to uphold and protect, and really, really, really, racist old fucks. Arpaio was famous for making prisoners sleep in tents (in Arizona),... Continue Reading →

The Black Friend


Michael "The Black Man" is a ridiculous human being. Not so much for supporting Trump, though that's ridiculous no matter which race you belong to. Did you find it offensive that I referred to him as "The Black Man?" Don't be. He has added that as part of his name. And, that's not the most... Continue Reading →

A Cartoon About Creepers


I'm not a fan of bullies. Nope, I don't like them. And Donald Trump is the Bully In Chief. Excerpts of Hillary Clinton's upcoming book, "What Happened," were released this week, much to the chagrin of Republicans and probably a few Democrats. A lot of people don't want to relitigate the election...except for Donald Trump,... Continue Reading →

esPCn


Robert Lee is an announcer for ESPN. He's also Asian-American. So what, right? Mr. Lee was scheduled to cover the season opener for the University of Virginia's football team as they take on William & Mary. The brain trust at ESPN was afraid that people would connect Robert Lee, the announcer, with Civil War General... Continue Reading →

Razing Arizona


We have set the bar so low that after last night's Trump rally, we're overlooking one question that should be obvious: What the hell is Donald Trump doing campaigning for president? During the airing of grievances at last night's hate Festivus, Donald Trump portrayed himself as the one who has suffered the most from the... Continue Reading →

Plan For Afghanistan


I do not want little Barron Trump to have to fight in Afghanistan after he grows up. Fortunately, concern for his well-being will not be keeping me awake at night (if I slept at night...or ever) as he will not be fighting in Afghanistan. Not because that war will be over before he grows up,... Continue Reading →

Stop N Go


Trump and other Republicans are real quick to use the term "radical Islamic terrorists." They were very critical of President Obama for not using the term and his refusal to accuse an entire religion of being terrorists. But, when terrorism is committed by white Christians, Donald Trump isn't sure who to blame. After a white... Continue Reading →

Buh Bye, Bannon


The narcissistic uncontrollable racist has been kicked out of the White House. No, not that one. Calm down. The other racists in the White House. OK, one of the other racists in the White House. Steve Bannon is out. Anthony Scaramucci said in an interview that he didn't realize was an interview, that Steve Bannon... Continue Reading →

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