Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
If you support right-wing troglodyte asshole policies and you live in New York City, you're not entirely on an island by yourself (See what I did there? Four of the five boroughs are literally on islands). There are plenty of Republicans in NYC. Unfortunately, those assholes are mostly in Staten Island. If you're a Manhattan... Continue Reading →
Former Minneapolis cop Derek Chauvin was sentenced to 22 and a half years yesterday for the murder of George Floyd. Chauvin pressed his knee into the neck of George Floyd for over nine minutes while he screamed, "I can't breathe" more than 20 times and cried for his mama. Prosecutors wanted Chauvin to be sentenced... Continue Reading →
The Supreme Court ruled earlier this week that college athletes should be compensated. For decades, the National Collegiate Athletic Association, colleges, and universities have made billions off student athletes. Supreme Court Justice (sic) Brett Kavanaugh wrote, "The bottom line is that the NCAA and its member colleges are suppressing the pay of student athletes who... Continue Reading →
Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of New York City and former top prosecutor in Manhattan had his license to practice law revoked, at least temporarily. Does this mean he can't charge the Trump Campaign (it still exists) $20,000 a day to spread their election lies? A New York court ruled on Thursday that he made “demonstrably... Continue Reading →
Britney Spears and her father have issues, and guess what. I'm on Britney's side. Spears is in a conservatorship where her father controls her life. He controls everything from who she's friends with, who she dates, to the color of her kitchen. Spears is probably worth around $60 million and she's on a $2,000 a... Continue Reading →
Last night, Senate Republicans used the filibuster, that thing Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema are so horny for, to block debate on the most substantial voting rights bill in decades. Get this straight: Republicans didn't block passage of a voting rights bill. They blocked DEBATE on a voting rights bill. Republicans don't even want to... Continue Reading →
Never mind the fact there are no facts to the latest stupid bullshit coming out of the GOP, but in their latest propaganda to remove blame from their cult leader and themselves, Republicans new culprit responsible for the attack on the United States Capitol complex is....the Federal Bureau of Investigations. Upon first hearing this, I... Continue Reading →
I imagine space has to be really tight just outside our planet's atmosphere. In addition to the International Space Station and the still-under-construction Chinese space station (with three astronauts currently on it), there are about 2,000 active satellites, 3,000 dead satellites, and over 34,000 pieces of space junk orbiting our planet. And if you think... Continue Reading →
On Friday, U.S. Catholics advanced a measure to deny communion to politicians who support abortion rights. In case you're not a Catholic, a really bad Catholic, or just someone who doesn't know much about what other religions do, communion is a ceremony of the breaking and eating of bread which symbolizes Christ's body and drinking... Continue Reading →
I have a personal policy of not publishing cartoons about a holiday the day of that holiday. Take Groundhog Day as an example (even though it's a fake holiday). It kinda annoys me when I see cartoonists posting those on social media the day of. Why does it annoy me? Because when they do that,... Continue Reading →
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