The National Basketball Association has been the most progressive of major league sports in this nation for the past decade. They've led the way on race relations and civil rights while white idiots in the NFL and MLB are still making racist comments and exhibiting mind-dazzling ignorance. Drew Brees is about as woke as country... Continue Reading →
Trumpkin For Governor
Glenn Youngkin is a businessman running for governor of Virginia as a moderate and rational Republican, which doesn't exist anymore. But the thing is, he didn't just run as an extremist in the primary. He ran as a MAGA Kool-Aid-swilling Trump cultist. And he wasn't even the the biggest Trumper among the GOP candidates. There... Continue Reading →
Benjy’s Bleachy Butt
Ben Garrison has self-diagnosed he has the coronavirus. I hope Benjy gets through this OK, whether it's truly COVID or just a bad case of the Montana sniffles. But, I think it's fair to mock and ridicule him because it's karma. It's fair like that time Donald Trump played down the pandemic, treated it like... Continue Reading →
Gaetz and Bars for R. Kelly
R. Kelly is finally going to prison after decades of accusations of sex abuse, including that of minors. In case you need an old man update, R. Kelly is the R&B guy behind the song, "I Believe I Can Fly," which you heard 25 years ago while watching space Jam. I'm just glad Lola Bunny... Continue Reading →
Hypocrisy Ceiling
If Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell can't control the government, he'll do everything within his power to destroy it. When this person threatens to shut down the government and force it to default on its debts, create a brand new recession, wipe out nearly 6 million jobs, and lift the nation’s unemployment rate to nearly... Continue Reading →
Biden’s Miller Time
The reason the number of immigrants and refugees crashing our border increased after Donald Trump was kicked out of office by a free and fair democratic election is because Donald Trump was kicked out of office. President Joe Biden promised a more humane and tolerant immigration policy that inspired thousands of immigrants, making them believe... Continue Reading →
Pop Back Better
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Oops. I clicked "publish" instead of save, which I realized when someone on Twitter retweeted it. Oh, well. I'm not going to unpublish or add anything else to this and let the CNN column do the work.... Continue Reading →
Roughs, Volume 108
I joked on Twitter last week that I had a bunch of leftover ideas and asked if anybody wanted one. Several people raised their hands but they may all have been joking. This is one of the extra ideas that wasn't used. I saw someone do something similar so I canned it. I didn't love... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Recount Disaster
Every time dumbass Donald Trump tries to steal the election, all he does is add more evidence and validation that he lost and Joe Biden won. Donald Trump lost over 60 court cases trying to overturn the election. He lost each time he bullied state officials to overturn the election. He lost actual recounts and... Continue Reading →
Oops. White People Did It Again
Did you know in Wyoming, the state where Gabby Petito went missing, that over 700 indigenous people, over half of them women, went missing over the past decade? Did you know over 50 percent of missing person cases involving a white individual gets news coverage while only 30 percent of missing indigenous people is covered?... Continue Reading →