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Donald Trump stopped by a pizza place in Fort Myers, Florida on Friday, ordered a pizza, took a bite out of a slice, and asked the adoring mob, "Does anybody want a piece that I've eaten?". The entire mob said in unison (in case you're a Republican, "unison" means at the same time), "No." Quite... Continue Reading →
Harlan Crow grew up as a trust-fund boarding school baby. Today, he's a real-estate tycoon who's Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' sugar daddy. It was revealed a few weeks ago that Harlan has been funding Clarence and Ginni Thomas' extravagant lifestyle. He's flown them on his private jets, taken them island hopping on his superyacht,... Continue Reading →
Each of these roughs was drawn on Friday, April 21. It's a very light batch. I wasn't sure about this one but I always love the "ca-caw ca-caw." I knew this would go one of two ways. Readers would either see it as my own style of a warped sense of humor, or it'd just... Continue Reading →
Mike Lindell, the MyPillow fucker, has been one of the biggest champions of The Big Lie, that Donald Trump won the 2020 election and had it stolen from him. Mike Lindell is a liar who sells shitty pillows. Pushing the lie that Trump won is fraud, but Mike Lindell was scamming people long before his... Continue Reading →
On April 14 in Kansas City, Missouri, 16-year-old Ralph Yarl was intending to pick up his twin brothers from a friend's house and ended up knocking on the wrong door. He was shot in the head by 84-year-old Andrew Lester. On April 15 in Hebron, New York, 20-year-old Kaylin Gillis was in a car with... Continue Reading →
Nick Sandmann was a high school student in 2019 from Covington, Kentucky when he was in Washington, D.C. attending an anti-abortion rally when he had an encounter with Omaha tribe elder Nathan Phillips, who was beating a hand-held drum and singing at the Indigenous Peoples March at the Lincoln Memorial on the same day. A... Continue Reading →
Right after Dylan Mulvaney, a transgender actress, activist, and social media influencer (that means I don't know who she is because I'm old) posted a video on Instagram announcing a partnership with Bud Light, Kid Rock went on a tangent, shot a bunch of beer cans, then went on his "No Snowflakes tour." Yes, I... Continue Reading →
Florida Governor Ron "Puddin' Fingers" DeSantis signed into law last Thursday a ban on abortions after six weeks. Several women attended the signing but we haven't heard yet whether they were barefoot or not. A lot of women, maybe most, are not aware they are pregnant until after six weeks. Florida Republicans are not using... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Read yesterday's blog if you want my take on this, but I highly encourage you to click the link above to read my editor's. Normally, this would have been a pretty easy week for me as I... Continue Reading →
The Dalai Lama got himself into some hot water last week, which is something he's kind of been on a roll with lately. In a 2019 interview with the BBC, he said if a female Dalai Lama should succeed him, she "should be more attractive." In 2018, while speaking about African refugees entering the continent,... Continue Reading →
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