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So, what kind of parents are James and Jennifer Crumbley? Well, they're the kind of parents who give their 15-year-old son, Ethan, a Sig Sauer nine-millimeter pistol. And other parents debate when it's time to give their kids cell phones. The Crumbleys are the kind of parents who don't tell school officials about their kid's... Continue Reading →
I don't begrudge Melania Trump for her comments about Christmas. I'll say it too. Fuck Christmas stuff. Fuck Christmas decorations. Bold, eh? I just don't really care and most Christmas music, to my ears, is total crap with there being only four good Christmas songs. OK, I don't totally hate Christmas. I think it's just... Continue Reading →
During the impeachment hearings last year, Corey Lewandowsky whined when a Congressman mentioned that Santa Claus doesn't exist. Corey was indignant because his young children were watching and now...they only had all the bullshit their father spreads to believe in. So, I hope Corey Lewandowsky's children aren't reading today's blog. If Donald Trump sat on... Continue Reading →
If you're an evangelical and a Trump supporter and my Christmas wish to you is that your children adopt the behavior, manners, and characteristics of Donald Trump, would you find that offensive? Did I wish evil upon your children? If so, then why do you demonstrate to your children that Donald Trump's behavior isn't just... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. We published this week's newsletter on Friday, which was a few days earlier than usual. As you see, I drew on the impeachment. It amazes me that a lot of people still don't understand... Continue Reading →
I don't understand gun obsession or why anyone feels they need an automatic weapon to make themselves feel like a man. I can only assume they're overcompensating for something very tiny in their lives. So if I can't understand gun worship, I'm never going to get why some feel the need to kill something just... Continue Reading →
Imagine your kid calls into the NORAD Santa Tracker to talk to one of the trackers about Santa's whereabouts and instead, your child gets the president of the United States. Wow! How exciting that must be...unless that president is Donald Trump. Then it's horrifying. One unfortunate seven-year-old's dumb luck got him the president, who said,... Continue Reading →
As you celebrate the holidays this season, take at least a moment and think of the nearly 15,000 children currently detained in Donald Trump's child prison camps. Most of the migrant children are teenage boys from Central America who crossed the southern border unaccompanied. Most were escaping gangs or poverty and are seeking asylum in... Continue Reading →
Yeah, I was supposed to take the day off. But, I've had this idea for about a week and I only had a few days left to do it. I know a lot of my editors will like it. There are several serious news topics I need to hit, but I wanted to take a... Continue Reading →
Yes. Trump Bear is a real thing. A reader of mine didn't know that until I included Trumpy Bear in a cartoon last week. The commercials can be found late at nights, around the same time as those freaky My Pillow, catheter, and bent penis commercials. No, they're not selling bent penises, yet. Any of... Continue Reading →
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