Live Blog 2020, Post #8


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Live Blog 2020, Post #6


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Live Blog 2020


The tradition continues, kids. This year, it's coming to you live from Washington, DC. I am a short walk from the the White House. The only thing between me and it are a few blocks, thousands of cops, military, Secret Service agents, attack dogs, and a huge chain link fence. Tonight, I'll be sitting in... Continue Reading →

Y’all Qaeda


As you probably saw on the news, Trump rednecks were harassing a Biden/Harris campaign bus in Texas. They surrounded the bus, were waving weapons, and one vehicle was nearly ran off the road. Donald Trump is upset the FBI is "investigating" it. Here's a tip, kids: If you're going to do anything bad, do it... Continue Reading →

Super-Spreader Winner


Sometimes people forget that I draw for news outlets and not for social media. This is a post-election cartoon because my clients will need something to put on their pages for Wednesday before they know who won. It's kinda hard to draw these without making them suck. One thing is for certain beyond Tuesday and... Continue Reading →

Roughs, Volume 69


Let's post a few roughs during the calm before the storm. This is volume 69. Get your mind out of the gutter, you Beavises. The very last rough I drew this week was the cartoon CNN selected. I love the response I received from readers for it. I was kinda struggling when I drew this... Continue Reading →

Shaken, Not Stirred


As you're probably aware, unless this is your first visit to Claytoonz.com, is that I HATE obituary cartoons...for the most part. But, I do acknowledge how much readers...and editors...love them. I tweeted out, "A thump to the head to the first cartoonist who draws St. Peter serving a martini, shaken, not stirred." You are going... Continue Reading →

Turd In A Turret


No long blog today because I need to prepare for my trip tomorrow. But, I'm going to make it up to you on Monday with a long blog post. You'll see. As for this, I had to look up "turret." As in, I had to Google what those castle tower thingies are called. Laura, my... Continue Reading →

Tucker’s Lost Conspiracy


You gotta be careful with where you put those conspiracies. They're like car keys...or that one missing sock. Where'd it go? For me, it's batteries. I'll buy a pack of 20 batteries then when the remote dies, I can't find the batteries. I go insane hunting for them until I finally give up and buy... Continue Reading →

Ice Ice Omaha


When a politician campaigns in a city, it's best for him or her not to piss on the crowd who attend their event. For example: Don't say, "It's wonderful to be back in one of my favorite cities, Cleveland" when you're actually in Columbus. Another good idea of what not to do is bus your... Continue Reading →

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