Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Ted Cruz is a weird guy that science struggles to explain. How did a thing like Ted Cruz ever happen? Earth, big bang, sure. Ted Cruz? Somebody explain that. What's even harder to understand than why there's something as icky as Ted Cruz in the universe are the people who support and defend Ted Cruz.... Continue Reading →
Nikki Haley is just as smarmy, two-faced, deceitful, disingenuous, and chock-full-o-bullshit as lying Ted Cruz, except she's prettier. While slimy Ted was rushing back to Texas, making sure he was seen wearing a face mask with a Texas flag on it, Nikki was rushing to get inside Mara-a-Lago, hoping to be branded with a MAGA... Continue Reading →
Now, before you get upset and infuriated with Ted Cruz for going on a sunny vacation with his family in Cancun (in case you're a Republican, that's in Mexico), keep in mind, he's a goon. Additionally, he's a slimy shady disingenuous shitweasel who is as fake as they come. He just hasn't received the memo... Continue Reading →
Perhaps the main takeaway viewers got from CNN's town hall with President Joe Biden was that we were listening to answers from an adult president. We have a president who isn't a fear mongerer trying to capitalize from hate. Unlike his predecessor, we have a president now who does NOT behave like a poo-flinging monkey.... Continue Reading →
In case you live in Florida, southern California, or Hawaii, there's a major winter storm whipping across most of the nation. It's even hitting the southern states where snow is less welcome than Yankee agitators and instant grits. And if you live in Texas, I'm so sorry. Texas is unique in a lot of ways,... Continue Reading →
Republicans must think they have a free pass with hypocrisy. During the Obama years, they complained about him issuing executive orders and claimed he was using them trying to be a monarch. They championed Donald Trump's executive orders and added them to his list of accomplishments. President Obama issued 276 executive orders to Donald Trump's... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Abraham Lincoln was a great president. He was our best. You can pull more than just one quote from the man. Likewise with John F. Kennedy. Even Reagan, who was not a great president, left us with... Continue Reading →
I didn't draw many roughs last week, but here are the few I did sketch out. I was not in love, no pun intended, with this one. Have I ever told you I'm not a big fan of holiday cartoons? This is the one that became the cartoon for the CNN Opinion newsletter. I changed... Continue Reading →
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If you were playing a drinking game during day 4 of the Trump Trial in the United States Senate where you took a drink each time the word "fight" came from the Trump defense team, you're dead. Trump's lawyers attempted to confuse the jury of senators, and the rest of the nation, that the trial... Continue Reading →
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