Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I don't begrudge Melania Trump for her comments about Christmas. I'll say it too. Fuck Christmas stuff. Fuck Christmas decorations. Bold, eh? I just don't really care and most Christmas music, to my ears, is total crap with there being only four good Christmas songs. OK, I don't totally hate Christmas. I think it's just... Continue Reading →
During the impeachment hearings last year, Corey Lewandowsky whined when a Congressman mentioned that Santa Claus doesn't exist. Corey was indignant because his young children were watching and now...they only had all the bullshit their father spreads to believe in. So, I hope Corey Lewandowsky's children aren't reading today's blog. If Donald Trump sat on... Continue Reading →
There is no law prohibiting the United States government from assassinating foreign leaders and officials. There is an executive order issued in the 1970s by President Gerald Ford that has been upheld by every American president except Donald Trump, though to be fair, Trump probably isn't aware of it. But that order isn't enough to... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, Donald Trump finally took a few questions from reporters and said that he'd leave the White House if the electoral college goes for Joe Biden. He said, "Certainly I will. And you know that." Then he said, "If they do, they’ve made a mistake." Later in the day, he moved the goal post, again,... Continue Reading →
The biggest takeaway from the Supreme Court's ruling that churches in New York can remain open, because placing restrictions on them is infringing upon their Constitutionally-protected religious freedom, is where the court will be years from now. The court ruled on similar cases just a few months ago, and ruled 5-4, with Chief Justice John... Continue Reading →
Since I'm social distancing and hanging by myself today, why not draw a cartoon? Who am I kidding? I was going to draw one anyway. Hell, last Thanksgiving, I was in Washington, D.C. with my then-girlfriend. We had Chinese food in China Town and saw the Capitals play (they won. I bought a cap)...and the... Continue Reading →
I'm breaking a couple of my rules with this cartoon. One is, I've drawn enough turkeys this year. The other is drawing a cartoon with a holiday theme that's dated after the holiday. This is dated for Friday, which as you probably know, is AFTER Thanksgiving. But, I don't make my clients embargo my cartoons... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump's coup has failed. Yesterday, the head of the General Services Administration, a low-profile agency that directs resources for stuff like government real estate and oh yeah...transition funds from one presidential administration to the next, announced it was approving the transition to the Biden administration. After a presidential election when a new leader is... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I drew this cartoon before Sidney Powell was fired as Trump's lawyer...from which they claim she was never his lawyer...or the campaign's lawyer. Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't retreaded the coffee fetcher line yet. Yet. There's a... Continue Reading →
Remember when that underage terrorist twerp Kyle Rittenhouse went across state lines to shoot at people protesting for racial justice in Kenosha, Wisconsin and ended up killing two of them? He just made bail. You may be asking yourself, "How did an unemployed 16-year-old right-wing militia wannabe terrorist come up with $2 million for bail?".... Continue Reading →
CLAYTOONZ 