Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
We now have a new guide for knowing if you're a racist. If you're upset over Aunt Jemima being retired, you're a racist. And you can cut that shit, "I grew up with Aunt Jemima." So what? How does devouring racist pancakes as a child prove you're not a racist today? And no, if you... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump isn't good at being subtle. Probably because he's not very smart and he's such hardcore racist, it's hard to hide. When the man sends out a dog whistle, it's not just the dogs who hear it. Everyone hears it and it's the dogs who deny he ever sent it. Donald Trump has decided... Continue Reading →
I live in Fredericksburg, Virginia, a little city built on history. George Washington grew up here. His sister and her husband built a home here. George bought his mother a home here where she lived until her death. But Fredericksburg may be more famous for the two battles staged here during the Civil War (unless... Continue Reading →
Despite all his faults, Donald Trump is still the best president of the Confederacy since Jefferson Davis. The American Civil War started at Fort Sumter in South Carolina. On April 11, 1861, when Confederate Brigadier General Pierre Beauregard attacked the U.S. fort, commanded by Major Robert Anderson. Today, Beauregard, the guy attacking a United States... Continue Reading →
This cartoon should ignite a lot of debate on social media over the next few days. A lot of Black Lives Matter protesters are calling for defunding the nation's police departments. There's a lot of talk about what that means exactly and concerns Donald Trump and Republicans will milk it for the 2020 presidential campaign.... Continue Reading →
Pete Rose is banned from Major League Baseball. He's considered one of the greatest baseball players of all time being voted Rookie of the Year, winning three batting titles, three World Series, two Gold Glove, and one Most Valuable Player Award. He went to the All-Star game 17 times where he played five different positions... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Nope. Mexico did NOT pay for it. Donald Trump ran on a racist xenophobic campaign of building a wall to keep people from south of the U.S. border from entering our country. The... Continue Reading →
Racists don't like it when racism is pointed out. They don't like being told racism is a problem. They don't like being told it's something we need to work on. Racists want to believe everything is fine and no pun intended honky dory. I once had a racist tell me that racism had been eradicated... Continue Reading →
Conservatives, Trump supporters, and even Trump himself keep pointing out how horrible protesters are. They're so bad, we need to call in the military to every state to stop them from exercising their Constitutional rights. If you listen to the goons, all protesters are Antifa coming to kill you, loot your store, and impregnate your... Continue Reading →
Since New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees seems to be having a little trouble understanding things at the moment, let me put this in a way he can understand: What he said yesterday was more damaging, detrimental, and heartbreaking to the city of New Orleans and fans of the Saints than Bountygate. If you don't... Continue Reading →
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