Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I'm not a scientist but I'm about to lay some basic science shit down for you. Keep in mind that I'm a cartoonist and most people don't expect us to spell well, less enough, understand math and science. And like most male stereotypes, I can become squeamish and will want to run screaming from a... Continue Reading →
What was leaked out of the Supreme Court last week was a draft and not the final written opinion for the majority. Chief Justice John Roberts has confirmed its authenticity but has declared this isn't actually the final vote, though it is. But, I'm sure the draft will change because what we saw from the... Continue Reading →
The decision about to be handed down by the Supreme Court allowing states to outright ban abortion is a sexist one made mostly by men. These men have made up their minds about what a woman can or can't do with their bodies. They're not legislating what men can or can't do with their bodies.... Continue Reading →
Conservatives roll their eyes when those of us who believe in a woman's right to choose argue that there wouldn't be any men opposing abortion if men could get pregnant. But, I truly believe this. Do you honestly believe that white Christian males, the whiniest demographic in the history of whiny demographics, would be up... Continue Reading →
Republican Senator Susan Collins was the final vote needed to confirm accused sexual assaulter and crying angry beer lover Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court where he will sit for the rest of his life casting votes to destroy human rights. At the time of Kavanaugh's vote in 2018, the Republicans held a slight majority... Continue Reading →
I already wrote one blog today on this subject and I'll probably write another, but I don't feel the need to do so now. Instead, I'll talk about the creative process. I sketched out the idea of this last January. It was picked over for something else I really liked which I can't remember now,... Continue Reading →
The citizens of this nation are about to lose a constitutional right. In a leaked initial draft obtained by Politico last night, Justice Samuel Alito wrote, "We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled." This is a preliminary private vote that can change, but won't. Chief Justice John Roberts, who is comfortable with extreme... Continue Reading →
Some days, I just can't make this shit up. Florida banned teachers from discussing sexual orientation and gender identity. Then Florida banned abortion after 15 weeks, even in the case of rape or incest. Now, they're banning woke math. Seriously. Republicans really hate when you refer to the homophobic legislation as the "Don't say gay"... Continue Reading →
It's happening again. Another state is destroying women's constitutional reproductive rights. When one backward knuckle-dragging fucknut red state succeeds in destroying a freedom, then other backward fucknut states follow the lead. Texas basically banned abortion, made it a criminal offense, and created a bounty-hunting business for anyone to report on a person receiving or giving... Continue Reading →
Republicans are only outraged at Vladimir Putin now because they're supposed to be. If the public was indifferent to Russia's invasion of Ukraine, Republicans would either be silent about it or siding with Russia the way Tucker Carlson has. Even Donald Trump has seen it's better to be silent on the war than siding with... Continue Reading →
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